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Google "unlock handcuffs with a paperclip". You can do it in around 2-3 minutes:






None of those people are super duper escape artists.

You guys are picking shyt that ain't even remotely unrealistic. :heh:

Fred.


I said corny,not unfathomable, tell me how he got out of the cage tho :ooh:


edit* by corny i meant the girlfriend picture with the paperclip posted in a converted hostage room/cook room
 
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:russ: the show is about a middle aged humble guy who used to work for a billion dollar company but left to teach a lowly high school chemistry class (when he could have had any other job) and gets terminal cancer, randomly goes on a DEA run with his brother in law and somehow runs into his high school student who is now a meth dealer. they tag team together, survive the cops, major drug dealer, cartel, cancer, each other, etc and kills everyone in their way with guns, cars, ricin and make 70 million dollars in a matter of years but nikkas be like, the shyt is unrealistic the way they pick their locks and extend the half-life of ricin and how much it snows in maine and shyt :russ:


ol' harold and kumar is unrealistic because there's no white castle in cherry hill, nj ass nikkas
 

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I said corny,not unfathomable, tell me how he got out of the cage tho :ooh:


edit* by corny i meant the girlfriend picture with the paperclip posted in a converted hostage room/cook room

In the previous ep they posted the picture as a warning if he tried to escape. He obviously grabbed the picture. :manny:

Moral of the story: neo-nazis don't watch Youtube.

Fred.
 

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In the previous ep they posted the picture as a warning if he tried to escape. He obviously grabbed the picture. :manny:

Moral of the story: neo-nazis don't watch Youtube.

Fred.

Man everybody watching was like Jesse could figure that out?:ohhh: Not saying it was unrealistic, just threw me off for a sec. This being the same dude that thought Walt was about to build a damn robot.:heh:
 

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Man everybody watching was like Jesse could figure that out?:ohhh: Not saying it was unrealistic, just threw me off for a sec. This being the same dude that thought Walt was about to build a damn robot.:heh:

I said the same thing, I think I even commented on it in the official thread. shyt seemed fake as hell. But one of my boys was like "nah man, you can do that easily" and sent me the Youtube links. I was like :ld:

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Believe it or not the Gus shyt wasn't that unrealistic. You want to read about crazy shyt, go research Viet Nam. There's stories about guys getting blown up, half their body gone, guts hanging out, and they're still shooting just off the adrenaline rush. Obviously they die afterwards, but the human body can take an incredible amount of damage and still function for a few seconds.

Fred.
 

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2 pages and noone mentions gus fring fixing his tie after being blown up:comeon:

but nah picking a handcuff lock is unrealistic :comeon:

unrealistic part of that to me was how they panned into the room after the explosion and you saw the wheelchair, but no part of Hector's body. The chair looked none the worse for wear and empty:patrice:
 

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A killer goon squad that doesnt look under the car for their target :mindblown:


:heh: you'd be surprised.

Tip for the brehs: When goons/nikkas/cops/women chase you through an open door, the safest place to hide is right between the wall and the door. When they bust in behind you, calmly walk out.
 

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Seriously tho, 1 thing that was weak was the way Todd and his homo ass uncles broke in the house with feds outside. That was kinda wack to me.
not really ,, i mean it was 1 car of feds in front of the house on the street,,,, not too difficult for somebody to sneak in through a back window,,,,
 
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