Bowser Was #Rawgang And A Terrible Father

[Jaguar93]

The koopalings are not his kids, it been confirmed a long time ago. That his only kid is Bowser Jr.

 

[Haliax]

In after 4 pages

 

[Take It In Blood]

@skeetsinternal

 

[RAX 010]

 

[Adam3000]

The koopalings are not his kids, it been confirmed a long time ago. That his only kid is Bowser Jr.

Yeah, I was just going to post this.

Thread fail

 

[humminbird]

He’d be smart to holla at Princess Daisy. She seems like a sweet country girl that wouldn’t cause him to be in so much drama. Brehs be choosing the wrong ones, though

Daisy would wreck his ass the minute he starts acting up.
he doesn't want that

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The koopalings are not his kids, it been confirmed a long time ago. That his only kid is Bowser Jr.

Yeah, I was just going to post this.

Thread fail

Wrong .

Koopa kids were ORIGINALLY portrayed as Bowser's kids. But Nintendo realized how bad it was optically to have a dead beat turtle whore as their main villain. It was later on, Nintendo decided to change that fact.

Look at them lil b*stards and tell me they ain't the spitting image of Bowser. DNA test results are in, and only one of them really isn't his

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Probably top 25 greatest YT clips of all time.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

1:42 of this video, koopa kids call Bowser dad

@Adam3000 @Jaguar93

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

He’d be smart to holla at Princess Daisy. She seems like a sweet country girl that wouldn’t cause him to be in so much drama. Brehs be choosing the wrong ones, though

That's Luigi's girl tho. Luigi is family but he wouldnt let that shyt slide if he caught mario trying to spit game. nikka would get slapped back into midget status

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

That's Luigi's girl tho. Luigi is family but he wouldnt let that shyt slide if he caught mario trying to spit game. nikka would get slapped back into midget status

I imagine Mario and luigis relationship with women is probably more like Nino and G Money

 

[Adam3000]

Wrong .

Koopa kids were ORIGINALLY portrayed as Bowser's kids. But Nintendo realized how bad it was optically to have a dead beat turtle whore as their main villain. It was later on, Nintendo decided to change that fact.

Look at them lil b*stards and tell me they ain't the spitting image of Bowser. DNA test results are in, and only one of them really isn't his

No we are not wrong. A retcon is still a retcon. They aint his kids

Deal with it

I'm a Smash Bros Koopalong main so I am the final authority on this. I don't touch the b*stard Bowser Jr.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

No we are not wrong. A retcon is still a retcon. They aint his kids

Deal with it

I'm a Smash Bros Koopalong main so I am the final authority on this. I don't touch the b*stard Bowser Jr.

Look, if Nintendo came out tomorrow and made Mario gay, you'd be ok with that? Naw it's princess peach, not prince peaches.

You cant see Nintendo just trying to cover up Bowser's dirt for him?

8 kids, 6 different women, he's the Future of Nintendo

 

[Calibrated]

Only reason Mario is risking life and limb for that hoe:

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Only reason Mario is risking life and limb for that hoe:

Yea that pussay must be fire for him to keep risking his life for it

Couldn't be me tho