Bowser Was #Rawgang And A Terrible Father

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The ending of Mario Odyssey exposed her as such.



Mario went all over the world (and at one point fought a dragon ripped out of Dark Souls) and she was about to leave him on the moon.

Hoe'd his ass out

Went all the way to the Moon and still wasn't enough o get chose

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

He was successful...all his kids ended up getting their own castles

Parents with multiple kids often have at least 1 fukkup who wants to mooch off them but out of 8 he has 0

You realize they got those castles through murder, extortion, robbery, etc

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Then Mario and Luigi got that damn fungus, Toad, following them wherever they go. Peach knows this and will fukk with Mario from time to time. All of them filthy

 

[Ake1725]

He's a terrible brother too. Imagine having an attention hog who takes all the damn women as your brother

Luigi bagging bytches just cause they wanna use him to get to Mario

All the paparazzi chasing Mario around but not giving one single fukk about him

And then that motherfukker gonna risk a all out war over some used up princess peach p*ssy everybody done had

At least he got a mansion and a hotel

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Low key Luigi always gave me Fredo vibes

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

At least he got a mansion and a hotel

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Low key Luigi always gave me Fredo vibes

 

[Sauce Dab]

The real winner is peach. She running around doing whatever untouched

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

The ending of Mario Odyssey exposed her as such.



Mario went all over the world (and at one point fought a dragon ripped out of Dark Souls) and she was about to leave him on the moon.

You hate to see it.

nikka could've smashed Pauline or rosalina(whose p*ssy is literally out of this world) but he settling for someone bowser probably went raw in. Pathetic.

 

[Diondon]

nikka doing all that for a scandalous broad

 

[ThaEruditious]

Peach is a fukkin hoe and need to claim her son, Bowser, Jr.

 

[Brehcepticon]

I hear Bowser's got a baby

But Bowser's barely got a brain

A damn shame, the turtle can hardly spell his name

 

[humminbird]

He was successful...all his kids ended up getting their own castles

Parents with multiple kids often have at least 1 fukkup who wants to mooch off them but out of 8 he has 0

I thought bowser gave them those castles to slow mario down

It's like trump's kids thinking they have a job

 

[Mr Clean]

You hate to see it.

nikka could've smashed Pauline or rosalina(whose p*ssy is literally out of this world) but he settling for someone bowser probably went raw in. Pathetic.

Won't even ask you how

 

[GoAggieGo.]

You hate to see it.

nikka could've smashed Pauline or rosalina(whose p*ssy is literally out of this world) but he settling for someone bowser probably went raw in. Pathetic.

He’d be smart to holla at Princess Daisy. She seems like a sweet country girl that wouldn’t cause him to be in so much drama. Brehs be choosing the wrong ones, though