Bowser Was #Rawgang And A Terrible Father

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king koopa a hoebreaker*

 

[xCivicx]

He was the Ghengis Khan of the Mario world

Conquered shyt and smashed females

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Wendy could have been a good girl but now she out in the streets chasing paper because her father was too busy PAWG chasing to teach her right from wrong

She all grown up now

Wendy




Look at all that surgery she got. Disgusting. The levels of self hate

Obviously Bowser never taught her to love herself

 

[SmallWars]

Was he really a terrible father if all his kids were putting in work and ready to die for him? If my father kidnapped someone I'm helping the feds.

 

[baybulldogs]

Put some respect on his name! ITS KING KOOPA!!!

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Was he really a terrible father if all his kids were putting in work and ready to die for him? If my father kidnapped someone I'm helping the feds.

You might as well ask if Bebe was a great mother

These little b*stards are going around trying to commit kidnapping and murder, all while completely unsupervised. Bowser only shows up occasionally to shyt on them

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Be a fire breathing dragon and be a jobber to a midget Italian plumber brehs.

 

[Gold]

800 tatted, damn so proud of my gang
Spittin heat, damn so proud of my flame

You never see me on Bower
You cannot beat me im Bowser

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

He was the Ghengis Khan of the Mario world

Conquered shyt and smashed females

5% of Mario worlds inhabitants are direct descendants of Bowser

Every one of those koopa troopers is a cousin. That's why Bowser hates Mario so much. Mario goes around murdering his folks

 

[MikelArteta]

Mario is a plumber, but apparently couldn’t lay down pipe.

Bowser:

"You told him I kidnapped you again?!"

"How many times is that cac gonna fall for that simp shyt..."

 

[Luke Cage]

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

bowser a boss.... literally...

he running through peach and mario save a hoe ass wanna start a family when she really just fukk wit thugs....

dont no woman get "kidnapped" that many times by the same nikka....

FACTS. Hes never gonna learn. Biggest simp in all of gaming.

Put your life (and your brother's life ) on the line for a thot that dont even want you like that super Mario brehs

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

FACTS. Hes never gonna learn. Biggest simp in all of gaming.

Put your life (and your brother's life ) on the line for a thot that dont even want you like that super Mario brehs

He's a terrible brother too. Imagine having an attention hog who takes all the damn women as your brother

Luigi bagging bytches just cause they wanna use him to get to Mario

All the paparazzi chasing Mario around but not giving one single fukk about him

And then that motherfukker gonna risk a all out war over some used up princess peach p*ssy everybody done had

 

[Kingshango]

He and Mario stay getting clowned by Peach ho ass. She knows she won't settle down with either, but got them out there murdering and killing over her.

The ending of Mario Odyssey exposed her as such.



Mario went all over the world (and at one point fought a dragon ripped out of Dark Souls) and she was about to leave him on the moon.

 

[Shang Tsung]

He was successful...all his kids ended up getting their own castles

Parents with multiple kids often have at least 1 fukkup who wants to mooch off them but out of 8 he has 0