Thread was full of comedy. Low blows to the south and jhorts
Shorts I will wear.
I stopped wearing cargo shorts after high school. Cargo shorts are cool if you are a carpenter or on a construction site or fishing and you need to stuff Milwaukee Bests cans in your pockets but outside of that?
No one has gotten a hand-job in cargo shorts since Nam'
I stopped wearing jean shorts maybe around the 8th grade around the time I stopped wearing Jordans. This is like 1998.
Shorts I will wear.
And that's if it's crazy hot, running errands or something. I own 2 pairs of this color and a blue. Shorts are just informal. You can't wear them to dinner 9/10.