If it were me, I would've sat through the whole flight content as hell with my big ass, if I were fat, striking up a conversation or two with her and doing little things to make her mad.
Then when it was time to get off the plane, look to the guy in the aisle seat and said "This was a lovely flight, except for me having to sit next to this ugly ass cracka the whole time"
It would be childish and I don't even use that word but the look on her face would've been worth it. She would be the one making a Facebook post that day, not me.
But alas, it would never be me because I can barely see my own damn texts, let alone the person next to me lol. And I wouldn't be reading their texts in the first place. How does one even read a text without the other person noticing?
Then when it was time to get off the plane, look to the guy in the aisle seat and said "This was a lovely flight, except for me having to sit next to this ugly ass cracka the whole time"
It would be childish and I don't even use that word but the look on her face would've been worth it. She would be the one making a Facebook post that day, not me.
But alas, it would never be me because I can barely see my own damn texts, let alone the person next to me lol. And I wouldn't be reading their texts in the first place. How does one even read a text without the other person noticing?