*Phone rings*
Oprah: hello.....hey tyler!
Tyler: now Oprah you know i'm not gay.
Oprah: I have the phone scrambler on tyler.
Tyler: girl a bytch is scared!!!!!!!
Oprah: I warned you tyler.....business business!!!
Tyler: girl you know how i love my butterscotch.
Oprah: I mean you being gay is a open secret tyler.
Tyler: i'm a child of Gawd!!!!
Oprah: the scrambler is on tyler.
Tyler: prove it.
Oprah: Gayle went too deep with a toy and my ass is icepacked.
Tyler: he's gonna destroy me......puff is to blame for all of this shyt!!!!
Oprah: youre gonna be fine.
Tyler: look at how they did michael jackson!
Oprah: the stolengolds are bloodsucking crackers that leach on us.
Tyler: michael fukkin jackson!!!!
Oprah: michael forgot he was black and the stolengolds reminded him.
Tyler: i'm so afraid!!!
Oprah: just pay him off tyler......gotta go,my turn to wear the strapon.
Tyler: tell gayle i said hello honey.
Oprah: i'm about to plow this nasty bytch out!