Bird Box | Trailer Netflix (12/21, Sandra Bullock, John Malkovich, Sarah Paulson, Trevante Rhodes)

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wtf...

movie was a great idea but that ending fukking finished me bruh. fukk that movie
 

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Man they tried to explain that shyt when they were in the supermarket when he grabbed all those Aldis T Liners off the shelf :mjlol: I was like why this nikka taking up space in the car with clippers, them nikkas need food not to look fresh in the house surviving :russ: That nikka must have been a master barber cuz his shyt was fresh and didn't recede one millimeter in 5 years :lolbron:

Tom was still buff too. nikka had a Bowflex we ain't see to get his swole on.
Those weren’t even the andis T liners tho. Supermarkets don’t sell those. Dude grabbed a bunch of those cheap ass beard/mustache electric shaving kits that white boys use. No way he could’ve kept a crisp barber shop level cut working with those. The idea of dude being in that house giving himself haircuts for 5 years in the middle of an apocalypse is hilarious in and of itself tho.
 

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Netflix originals is nothing but bootleg ripoffs :mjlol:

This is nothing but A Quiet Place but you cant see instead of having to be quiet. Even based on a family unit with flashbacks. Screenplay had to be written by a woman. Young fit black man is lusting after a 50 year old 8 month pregnant white woman :mjlol: like they’re such a prize being old and pregnant doesn’t matter. Dude could have had the nice little Latina

At least they subdued all the female hero/men sit around shyt

I guess my big problem is there’s no real explanation for something so ludicrous that you look at it then kill yourself while thinking you’re talking to dead relatives. While some people survive and can see, but in the beginning they’re all crazy then they’re just evil???
 
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Young fit black man is lusting after a 50 year old 8 month pregnant white woman :mjlol: like they’re such a prize being old and pregnant doesn’t matter. Dude could have had the nice little Latina
Wasn't she like the last known woman on earth by the time the hooked up?
 

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why are you factoring in her real age with that of a fictional character?

Sarah Paulson played her older sister, but in reality she's younger than bullock.

I’m talking decades you’re talking a couple years.

Because a 54 year old woman is playing a woman with a deadbeat boyfriend who knocked her up. Might want to read up on menopause.

And her characters love interest by story clues is probably 1/2 her age. He can pass she can’t.
 

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paulson is 44, bullock is 54, they're literally a decade apart.

we aren't given their ages in the film, as far as I know, they could be playing younger, sure she might/probably doesn't look it, but that shyt ain't new in hollywood. So it's still bogus you're factoring her real age into the equation.
 

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That's not how she looks, breh and you know it. LOL.:heh:
Maybe when she was young, you could have had a weak case (still a typical cac broad)
But now she's :flabbynsick:
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so have at it sir.
 

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I enjoyed it. It touched me personally (worked in a blind place in IT so certain scenes got to me).Story-line was scust though, very forced love interests, and made no sense at points, but I was entertained. 3.5/5.
 

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Interesting concept. I appreciated them not spelling everything out like a Saturday morning cartoon.

John Malkovich was the best part of the movie.

Trevante Rhodes was doing his best Idris Elba impression.

Love interests were super forced. My man pushin up on a pregnant woman 3 days into the apocalypse? :mjlol:


Kids were adorable.

I enjoyed it.
 
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