Bird Box | Trailer Netflix (12/21, Sandra Bullock, John Malkovich, Sarah Paulson, Trevante Rhodes)

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I’m talking decades you’re talking a couple years.

Because a 54 year old woman is playing a woman with a deadbeat boyfriend who knocked her up. Might want to read up on menopause.

And her characters love interest by story clues is probably 1/2 her age. He can pass she can’t.

This. Bullock looks good for her age for a white woman... but she still looks like she is in that 45 to 48 range.... that love pairing was mad forced
 

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Screenplay had to be written by a woman. Young fit black man is lusting after a 50 year old 8 month pregnant white woman :mjlol: like they’re such a prize being old and pregnant doesn’t matter. Dude could have had the nice little Latina

:mjlol: Breh went to immediatly shooting his shot with her.

Would of seen that in shape Latina with police training that would be actually be useful for the apocalypse and gone on a mushing spree.

"Hi my name Malor.."

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"Excuse me frail, drug dealer. I got a world to repopulate."

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This. Bullock looks good for her age for a white woman... but she still looks like she is in that 45 to 48 range.... that love pairing was mad forced
Well, they did make a couple of cougar jokes because they knew y'all would say something
 

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Ithought it was dope until the weak ass ending. I hated knowing that somehow all the characters in the house would die. I was annoyed by MGK and the latina just bouncing with no sort of explanation. Didn't give a damn about not seeing the monsters but would've liked back story on where they came from. Also wondering why nobody got affected watching the news stories from around the world through the news when it was established later just seeing it on camera can affect you.
 

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Elaborate on how A Quiet Place is "way better"
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Really? :usure:

Let's start and end with Rotten Tomatoes:

Bird Box : 66%
A Quiet Place: 95%

I should add though that A Quiet Place had better character development, better overall story, a better monster, and a better ending...the movie was just better. :gucci:
 

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Really? :usure:

Let's start and end with Rotten Tomatoes:

Bird Box : 66%
A Quiet Place: 95%

I should add though that A Quiet Place had better character development, better overall story, a better monster, and a better ending...the movie was just better. :gucci:
The only category I'll give A Quiet Place is cinematography.

Character Development was a wash
The story wasn't better and for as much hate as Bird Box is receiving for plot holes, I can type up titangraphs picking A Quiet Place a part
The monster's design were cut and pasted from Stranger Things, and their weakness was laughable

So, nah, I have both movies fresh in my mind because I watched them both for the first time last week. And honestly, the more I think about A Quiet Place, the dumber that movie becomes for me.

If we're going to nitpick and shyt on Bird Box's story and ending, let's keep the same energy with A Quiet Place because that movie literally does a worse job at explaining wtf is going on and had main storylines that were GIGANTIC reaches from a logical perspective.
 

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I liked The Happening too, and the Village. Homie got shytted on when both them movies were pretty good. He also filmed them in the Philly area so it was dope seeing our towns on screen.
The happening was complete trash:mjlol:
 
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