Biggest simp ever on TV

[MBwithadream]

He didnt when the show went to Disney patty offered him the puss and he turned the shyt down on some bytch shyt, i never respected doug after that gay shyt

Doug gets my vote

He's the reason i could never get no play in school either.

 

[Majestic Pape]

He didnt when the show went to Disney patty offered him the puss and he turned the shyt down on some bytch shyt, i never respected doug after that gay shyt

Doug gets my vote

 

[Jello Biafra]

Shane on The Walking Dead.
Every decision he made was because he was sprung over an anorexic skank who was married to his best friend.

 

[wise prophet]

Sanji

lol, yep. If we're going with cartoon/comic characters he wins by a landslide. Dude's personality does a COMPLETE 180 whenever an attractive female is in his vicinity, and none of them give a shyt about him.

If just tv/movie characters I'll go with Urkel. He got with Laura in the end and had the true dime Mya earlier but his simping for Laura majority of the time was just...

Or maybe Lloyd (Jim Carrey) from Dumb and Dumber.


And why are people saying Corey Matthews? Topanga always liked him and was with him majority of the show. Hell the girl ran away from home to stay with him. The only times they really broke up was when they both were bored in the relationship, when Corey damn near cheated on Topanga with Lauren the cabin girl, and when Topanga's parents got divorced which caused Topanga to flip out. When he wasn't so uptight and when he wanted to Corey managed to get with multiple women.

 

[jdashmaj]

lol, yep. If we're going with cartoon/comic characters he wins by a landslide. Dude's personality does a COMPLETE 180 whenever an attractive female is in his vicinity, and none of them give a shyt about him.

If just tv/movie characters I'll go with Urkel. He got with Laura in the end and had the true dime Mya earlier but his simping for Laura majority of the time was just...

Or maybe Lloyd (Jim Carrey) from Dumb and Dumber.


And why are people saying Corey Matthews? Topanga always liked him and was with him majority of the show. Hell the girl ran away from home to stay with him. The only times they really broke up was when they both were bored in the relationship, when Corey damn near cheated on Topanga with Lauren the cabin girl, and when Topanga's parents got divorced which caused Topanga to flip out. When he wasn't so uptight and when he wanted to Corey managed to get with multiple women.

Sanji one of my favorite characters but yeah he's almost died simpin

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

i dont see how corey is getting so many votes. at least he knew they were in a relationship and he did end up marrying her, so to me thats not bad at all. Now urkle on the other hand is a complete tragedy. He chased that chick for almsot a decade, had to deal with that family with a gay dad, wife beater brother, porn star little sister,all for laura who got ran through by most dudes in the chi. And after she's all used up she finally decides to marry him? Im not sure there is a bigger L in tv history. And you know she's gonna cheat on dude after they're married while he's out there bringing in the big bucks lol.

 

[DCMC]

Landry Clarke

 

[NovaKane]

Almost forgot about Coley Cole

 

[Canada Goose]

Jamie Foxx simping Fancy.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Landry Clarke

Holy shyt how the fukk did I forget about Landry??? Monstrous simp.

People will point out he got with Tyra and Jess, but he was chasing Tyra for nearly a year, and he only got with her because he killed her (almost) rapist. After she went to UT this dude would drive out to the middle of nowhere just so he could call her, even though she wasn't his girl! It doesn't get more simp than that!

Plus he turned rocker chick lesbo after they kissed.

 

[NovaKane]

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Almost forgot about Coley Cole

Cole shouldn't count. He WAS borderline retarded...

 

[LastKING_BLU]

urkle
carlton
arnold from hey arnold
doug

are all tied for first

 

[b. woods]

urkle
carlton
arnold from hey arnold
doug

are all tied for first

Yep, Arnold simped Lila, as well as that other chick in the earlier seasons (who didn't even know he existed). And what made it worse is that Lila was all over Arnold's retarded cousin, Arnie.

 

[Spatial Paradox]

Yep, Arnold simped Lila, as well as that other chick in the earlier seasons (who didn't even know he existed). And what made it worse is that Lila was all over Arnold's retarded cousin, Arnie.

C/S. Every time he simped her I was always thinking "why are you still chasing her? She don't give a damn about you"

I was going to bring up Helga, but she doesn't really fit the mold since she usually just made made Arnold's life miserable. But then again, there's this...