Biggest simp ever on TV

[gameover82]

cole had a couple of wins...well not too sure about big Shirley but that redbone he has was nice

 

[The Unknown Hype]

Cory Matthews was a hall of fame level simp in the 90's.

how?

 

[LezJepzin]

i was waiting for someone to put that dude up there. Did winnie cooper ever really give him play? He was basically stuck in the friend zone for almost a decade. At least corey and topanga got together pretty quickly.

Last episode on some "lets just let him get some so the viewers can be happy for him" shyt

He ended up marrying another chick though

 

[Black Hans]

Landry Clarke

I forgot about dude. I thought Saracen was going to simp on Coach Taylor's daughter but then he got rid of her after she was fukking with that one dude.

 

[Green negs and spam]

Ted Mosby, dude is a grown man who did a rain dance on the roof of his apartment for hours in an attempt to stop a woman from going on a camping trip with another guy...

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

urkle
carlton
arnold from hey arnold
doug

are all tied for first

Did carlton really simp? I remember him going after chicks and getting rejected but i dont remember him chasing 1 chick for years or anything.

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Even as a young kid, I knew this dude was doing way too much for that chick Winnie. The term simp fits perfectly.

 

[AnotherRoute]

Did carlton really simp? I remember him going after chicks and getting rejected but i dont remember him chasing 1 chick for years or anything.

when Lisa was on the she and claimed he was her baby daddy he was on some don't talk to my childs mother that way even though he never took it down.

 

[LastKING_BLU]

Did carlton really simp? I remember him going after chicks and getting rejected but i dont remember him chasing 1 chick for years or anything.

he did catch feelings to the married lady that he lost his virginity to


shyt was messed up tho

 

[Prez2032]

Gotta go with my childhood heroes. That shyt is just discgraceful when you think about it.

Steve Urkel-ted got the p*ssy, bumper robinson got the p*ssy, curtis got the p*ssy, the nikka urkel went against in the rope climbing got the p*ssy, etc.

Meanwhile urkel getting clowned on a daily basis by this bytch for a decade. God decides to bless this nikka with a bad ass chick who likes nerdy lame nikkas and he still simping.

Doug gets 2nd place. I bet skeeter, roger, and chalky was running trains on that ho in high school while doug's hart still skipping beats when she say hi.

Honorable Mention: Sherman Klump

 

[b. woods]

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

bobby was a simp too...connie was fukking with his best friend joseph

matter of fact, dale was a simp cause his girl stayed fukking off with that indian redcorn and the one time he has a bytch dikk sliding him he holds back when they go to kill those bugs to be with his wife

 

[Mic-Nificent]

Can't agree on Zack he popped Kelly's cherry so he won off that alone.

That and he ran through all of Kelly's friends and a gang of other chicks.

 

[b. woods]

bobby was a simp too...connie was fukking with his best friend joseph

matter of fact, dale was a simp cause his girl stayed fukking off with that indian redcorn and the one time he has a bytch dikk sliding him he holds back when they go to kill those bugs to be with his wife

When you combine all of their moments of simping, it still does not add up to the level of simping that Bill went to. Dude actually had a mental breakdown and begin believing that he himself was his trifling-ass ex-wife; in order for him to get close to her, he had to become her.

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

at Arnold from Hey Arnold
Arnold was a chill dude all the time you never really saw him angry or happy but when Lila said she liked his retarded lookin cousin more ol boy got HEATED