Captain Crunch
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Yeah, it's a shame since Bill had chicks that actually felt him, yet he always messed that up.
Ted Mosby the GOAT though
Biggest simp ever on TV
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Yeah, it's a shame since Bill had chicks that actually felt him, yet he always messed that up.
Ted Mosby the GOAT though
Mic-Nificent
I didn't eat nobody
Bill isn't as bad as Ted Mosby...Bill actually has a breaking point he'll go hard on a ho. That Chump Mosby takes all kinds of shyt from women.
Mosby got left at the alter by a smut and even even had the ball to yell at her abut that shyt.
His ex bytch stay bringing other dudes around him while keeping his ass on a string. Dude acknowledged she was in love with his best friend but was still trying to throw a cape over her fugly ass, then she tells him she will NEVER be with his ass and he too scared to kick her out of his apartment.
Mosby got left at the alter by a smut and even even had the ball to yell at her abut that shyt.
His ex bytch stay bringing other dudes around him while keeping his ass on a string. Dude acknowledged she was in love with his best friend but was still trying to throw a cape over her fugly ass, then she tells him she will NEVER be with his ass and he too scared to kick her out of his apartment.
The Entity
Pro
The oldest of the 7th heaven kids, one time talked a girl OUT of smashing him
The big nose and pedophile of full house (the dad and that bum ass nygga that lived down stairs probably molesting children)
The big nose and pedophile of full house (the dad and that bum ass nygga that lived down stairs probably molesting children)
Mic-Nificent
I didn't eat nobody
Another thing that made Bill pathetic in his simpage is that out of all the wives in the neighborhood, he simped for Peggy
, not Dale's wife or Kahn's wife, but Peggy.
I think that shyt had way less to do with Peggy and more to do with Bill wanting to be like Hank.
GetInTheTruck
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GetInTheTruck
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These 2 are carl lewis and michael phelps of the simpolympics...fred savage was even simpin across the country over that wack bytch in THE WIZARD.
Neither of them ever scored and they chased the same average bytch for yrs...awful.
One thing makes ben worse though
He shares that girl
Na B, kevin fukked winnie in that barn in the finale.
dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
nah I remember them stopping than his pops died and show ended mad depressing. 
I almost forgot about charlie; he;s prob the biggest recent simp on tv right now next to ted mosby. This dude been chasing the waitress after 6 years; and still loves her even after his boy dennis and dennis pops smashed
And they knew dude loved that chick so that makes it even dirtier lol.
Jackson LeRoy Briggs
You think you bad? You ain't bad!
Naw, Charlie shouldn't count either. Dude can't even function around others
I almost forgot about charlie; he;s prob the biggest recent simp on tv right now next to ted mosby. This dude been chasing the waitress after 6 years; and still loves her even after his boy dennis and dennis pops smashed
I almost forgot about charlie; he;s prob the biggest recent simp on tv right now next to ted mosby. This dude been chasing the waitress after 6 years; and still loves her even after his boy dennis and dennis pops smashed
Nah....they fukked in that barn or whatever, during the rain.
Fred.
feelosofer
#ninergang
Naw my nikka donkey lips got a kiss from that wavy Spanish girl though, for a dude like him, thats a big W.
Despite being a simp Bill Deautrive did fairly well for himself, he smashed Kahn's mom, Luannes Mom, almost smashed the reverend and the chick at the hotdog eating contest. The problem is that he is his own worst enemy.
King Biko
A King With A Concubine
IT gotta be that nikka forrest gump if movies count that nikka wrote the jay z blueprint in simping
Killigraphy
Banned
Pretty sure, even stubbornly everyone can agree that it's Ted from How I met your mother, I've seen on three episodes of that show and know he's a simp. Whether you get laid or not shouldn't factor in, anyone and everyone has gotten laid...Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show has dived into some p*ssy, its the behavior...and Ted is the simpiest of tv dudes. GOAT easily.