Best Simpsons moments

[HookersandIceCream]

He entire You only move twice was just amazing. Im surprised they didn't bring back Hank Scoprio


The quotes from that episode
Smithers refusing a job and Homer being 3rd most senior

Homeless people being replaced by mailboxes in the video of cypress creek

Bart: So, what you in here for?
Gordy: I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh.
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires!

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
Homer: Uh... I... no.

 

[PimpHandStrong]

hilarious

 

[Deltron]

He entire You only move twice was just amazing. Im surprised they didn't bring back Hank Scoprio


The quotes from that episode
Smithers refusing a job and Homer being 3rd most senior

Homeless people being replaced by mailboxes in the video of cypress creek

Bart: So, what you in here for?
Gordy: I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh.
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires!

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
Homer: Uh... I... no.

Classic.



Scorpio was actually supposed to be the main bad guy in the Simpsons movie, apparently...that's why Cargill is voiced by the same dude...that dome shyt even sounds like shyt Scorpio would do.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Can't find a clip of it but one of my absolute favorite simpsons jokes comes from Separate Vocations. The school takes vocational tests and Bart's says he'll be a cop while Lisa's says she will be a homemaker, causing both to go on diverging paths, with Bart becoming the hall monitor and Lisa becoming a rebel. In the middle of an awesome montage featuring Bart and Skinner cleaning up the school, Skinner talks to a former teacher:

Teacher: This is a great day for me, I thought I could never teach again!
Skinner: Oh no, things have changed. There will be no more mockery of your name, Mr. Glasscock.



Didn't catch it until I was in college and it caught me off guard in that excellent way where things catch you and you aren't sure how they slipped it into a show on primetime on a network show.

 

[Deltron]

They also play the Beverly Hills Cop theme, Axel F in that episode

 

[the artist known az]

No Dr. Zaius? When that beat dropped

The ape man break dancing kills me. All these years later I laugh at that like it's my first time seeing it

 

[MartyMcFly]

The ape man break dancing kills me. All these years later I laugh at that like it's my first time seeing it

Used to do that shyt in class. Seriously, we would recite the song and I would breakdance to it

 

[the artist known az]

Used to do that shyt in class. Seriously, we would recite the song and I would breakdance to it

 

[the artist known az]

Surprised no one posted this one yet

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Classic.



Scorpio was actually supposed to be the main bad guy in the Simpsons movie, apparently...that's why Cargill is voiced by the same dude...that dome shyt even sounds like shyt Scorpio would do.

The movie woulda been great if Scorpio saved them from the Government at the end. It would be a prefect ending

 

[STEVE]

*flashback*
barney: "let's never drink again..."

*present time*
homer: "and we never did"
*cracks beer, slams it*

 

[Tommy Fits]

Me fail english ? That's umpossible...Seriously, you can choose any just about any clip from any episode from seasons 3 through 9. Yeah the the show fell off but no other animated show can touch what the Simpsons did from seasons 3-9

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

I say "I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's" all the time

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

How fast this shyt escalated

 

[Roberto Dinero]

How fast this shyt escalated

No Ben, no!

I couldn't find it on Youtube but the episode where the Germans buy the power plant and they are talking to Homer and say "Oh, we understand, Germany is the land of chocolate". Then Homer spaces off into an imaginary chocolate world and when he comes back he says to the German boss, "we were talking about chocolate, right?"

And the German boss goes "That was 10 minutes ago!". That was hilarious. That was a classic episode too. I get so happy when they show episodes from the Simpsons prime. It started to fall off around season 11 or 12.