True story:
I text the homie last night
10:30pm
Me: what's popping tonight breh?
Him: the dj homie has a gig in maywood and it's a homegirl bday party in the lbc
10:40pm
Me: oh word let's hit up dtf tho I don't wanna drive and I rather stay home than go way out there
Him: I really wanna hit up my Asian homegirl bday at panama joes tho
6:00am
FB STATUS READS
"F*******K!!! LBC to Corona at 5 in the morning sucks. Especially when u fall to sleep n crash on the freeway.....FML! F**k I'm mad!"
8:15am
Me: wakes up safe and sound and likes the homie's status. And turns on the tv to see about any laker trades while bumping k.dot and replying on his status
"nikka you went out wowsers o.o"