Be Honest: who’s the lamest X-Men?

[BrehWyatt]

I've always hated Jubilee.

I have still yet to recover from a black woman referring to Jubilee as "Spirit Fingers" on Twitter

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Never liked Storm, I prefer Iceman as the team elemental and Unlike others, she's not invulnerable or able to project something directly from her body, so she's just waiting there to get shot.

storm summoning the gods when she should be mail ordering a bullet proof vest

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Cyclops was always lame to me

Extra emotional with boring “powers”

Even hated playing as him in games back in the day.

 

[storyteller]

I always felt like Marrow had everything you'd need to be a cool character...but just serves as a jobber most of the time. Storm straight up did a Kano fatality to her once.

Cannonball's power has gotten cooler over time, but he owns the lamest name.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Lame is a strong word, but there was definitely a reason why Sunfire and Thunderbird were written out/killed off (respectively) after Giant Sized #1. They didn’t need three Wolverines on the team. Shiro did his thing in AoA though

Longshot is another candidate. He’s alright on his own but didn’t need to be an X-man IMO. Longshot isn’t even a mutant.

I guess the real answer would have to be anyone who joined after the Image crew left in 1992. Bishop was the last new addition to the team worth having IMO. Almost all the characters that joined after him were either forgettable or should have stayed villains. (Emma Frost)

 

[King Static X]

Y’all sleeping on jubilee. In the cartoon she’s pointless but in the comics she’s pretty powerful. She can literally control her “fireworks” so precisely that she can make them explode in your brain.


*pushes glasses back up*

Yep, and her powers are technically pyrotechnic energy plasmoids, but they just look like "fireworks".

Also, even if they were "fireworks", do these brehs not know how many people get BODIED by fireworks every year? They're literally EXPLOSIVES


In X-Men '97, they showed the power potential of Jubilee in episode 4 ("Motendo") with her older, virtual self. She can do some dope sh*t and used one of the techniques to literally take out Bastion's wings (and damage his face) in the finale.

 

[Uncle Baby Billy]

The lamest has to be the new legacy guy that uses the name Morph from the comics: the gay guy that can only shapeshift to look "a bit" like other characters and not completely. kind of power is that?

 

[IIVI]

Yeah, Jubilee's a monster in the comics.

People don't understand she's holding herself back because she doesn't want to hurt anyone. She detonates matter at a sub-atomic level and can detonate a Sentinel's head clean. She literally splits atoms, turning them into bombs by thinking about it.

She's basically a walking atomic bomb.

To be honest, I can't name a lame X-Men team member. They got such a dope squad and all their extensions too like X-Factor, X-Force, Excalibur, etc.

Maybe Captain Britain lame ass wannabe Captain America (who's underrated).

 

[Majestyx]

Yep, and her powers are technically pyrotechnic energy plasmoids, but they just look like "fireworks".

Also, even if they were "fireworks", do these brehs not know how many people get BODIED by fireworks every year? They're literally EXPLOSIVES


In X-Men '97, they showed the power potential of Jubilee in episode 4 ("Motendo") with her older, virtual self. She can do some dope sh*t and used one of the techniques to literally take out Bastion's wings (and damage his face) in the finale.

Yeah, Jubilee's a monster in the comics.

People don't understand she's holding herself back because she doesn't want to hurt anyone. She detonates matter at a sub-atomic level and can detonate a Sentinel's head clean. She literally splits atoms, turning them into bombs by thinking about it.

fireworks..... if she aint gonna fukk somebody up by tossing a m-100, then she weak AF for just waving sparklers at people 99% of the time.

 

[GhostoftheMan]

softserve, she literally just shyts ice cream

 

[King Static X]

fireworks..... if she aint gonna fukk somebody up by tossing a m-100, then she weak AF for just waving sparklers at people 99% of the time.

It's up to the writers, breh.

Jubilee in the '90s show was limited because of censorship, and she was a relatively new character at the time. In the current show, like I said, they showed her potential. She's still young, but she's leveling up.

Hopefully, in season 2 of X-Men '97, she and Sunspot hone their powers and do more cool stuff. Maybe they start a "New Mutants" team or something.

 

[Deltron]

I know he a bad guy

But blob.

I'm fat! That's my power!!!

 

[Yaboysix]

Clearly anybody who the hoes scared to be around...mutant hoes or human

Don't nobody wanna hang around a chicken man or a nygga with Slug powers...

 

[nieman]

It's Beast for me. He's a flip-flopper, a squad hopper and has no morals to stand on. He just be doing ish...and he was ashamed of being a mutant, to the point it backfired on him....multiple times. He's has like 4 mutations.

Eff Beast

 

[XannyWarbucks]

It ain't CyGoat, that's all I know.

Probably Jubliee. bytch wears a rain coat in-doors, what a weirdo.