"I'm going to get you a lap dance"
"I've never had one of those"
"You ever been with two women?"
"I've been with more than that, including you and Lucille"
"No Silly, I mean at the same time"
"Hecck no, what you think? I'm some sort a freak or'somethin?"
LMFAOOOOOOOOO @ me visualizing that whole scene.
At this point put him on the BMF payroll just to keep him out of trouble. Dude needs his own budget to chill with his side bytch, drank, eat and live a little.
Lucille gon give him a poison Frostee when she finds out — and you KNOW she will.