I had an ol girlfriend and we used to joke like that. Well, I was at least joking.
We were both at a couples' gathering at a friend's crib. A dude was there who happened to be single and he felt he was intruding because he was single. This chick of mine gonna say "You can rent me for tonight. Pull up a seat. Jeffrey won't mind."
I'm sitting there like
That very next week, I take the day off work to relax and enjoy the air. I see her car parked in Nelson Park. She not in there. I see 2 ppl walking along the lake. It's her and that dude.
I went home and waited for her. When she walked in the door, I thought I'd be mad, but I WAS TURNED THE fukk ON.
We fukked and I nutted so quickly at the thought of her cheating on me.