Ask A White Dude Anything...

[OPTiMO]

On a scale from 1-10, how racist is your grandfather?

I got 2.....

One of them was cool as fukk to everyone, real cool... so a 2


The other..... 9

 

[AquaCityBoy]

ur sister or mother got a phat ass?

Do your sister like nikkas?

 

[unit321]

Honestly, ive never noticed a certain smell. I know yall like that cocoa butter tho, sometimes i smell that

You forgot about the smell of fried chicken and watermelon you racist jerk.

 

[OPTiMO]

Why do white dudes think its hilarious to talk about gay acts or gay shyt to each other and don't see that*ts actually gay?
If you could exchange a quality white bytch for a quality black bytch on a race swapping game who would these women be?
Do yawl use babyoil?
(2 part question) Do you approve of the pawg movement and have you also noticed the development of white women's asses over the decades?

I dont know brah lol... i find it weird myself.. i guess theyre just real comfortable doing that shyt



Scarlette johanson for megan good... lets go


We do.


I do approve. I find them most on the internet though, idk where the pawgs are in real life.

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

I know yall like that cocoa butter tho, sometimes i smell that

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

Do black people smell weird/offensive to you? If so, then what do we smell like?

African/Carribean Canadians don't smell like anything. FOB Africans have a very weird musk to them.....

 

[Heelish]

Why do white couples always adopt Asian kids?

 

[OPTiMO]

How much do you love seinfield?

Do you feel awkard going to a movie thar has a predominately black cast?

Do you sometimes experience white guilt?

fukking hate it.. ive had arguments with my white friends about this. i just cant get in to it


nah.. i saw the barbershop with my mother when i was like 10... we both found it hilarious :cac:


guilt as in how? i know the history is ugly, i wish i could change that but i cant. my actual ancestors were never slave owners, i know that. so i guess nah i dont

 

[OPTiMO]

How do white people know when they're ashy and need lotion?

Why do white people always assume I'm Jamaican/rastafarian because I have dreadlocks?

LOL we dont really get ashy. we use lotion to make our skin softer



becuase they're prolly old and ignorant man they think back on bob marley and just assume lol

 

[OPTiMO]

Why do white couples always adopt Asian kids?

asian kids are cute brah

 

[skeetsinternal]

I dont know brah lol... i find it weird myself.. i guess theyre just real comfortable doing that shyt



Scarlette johanson for megan good... lets go


We do.


I do approve. I find them most on the internet though, idk where the pawgs are in real life.

Throw in Ashley Judd and a second round pick for Megan. Megan coochie still fresh

 

[OPTiMO]

Throw in Ashley Judd and a second round pick for Megan. Megan coochie still fresh

you can have ashley judd. done deal.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Barrack gonna win?

 

[Angel On The Rag]

why do white people call hot dogs dinner?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Nobody wants Ashley Judd's busted ass.