ask a jew anything...

[Jesus]

Judas killed me and all of them motherfukkers are the top 1% of America. fukk those schemsters. Sienfield to McLovin....

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Why did your people demand that Jesus die? He was a cool brotha just preaching that peace and love...

Why did your people show their blatant materialism voa the inclusion of precious metals in their family names?

Do you know of a Jewish person whose career actually added a tangible physical benefit to society, or is it all just money changing and lox?

Will you please reclaim Drake? He's been a false prophet to hip hop...

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Also how the fukk did you all het the US to support restoring.land that was yours thousands of years ago with strict borders but illegal Mexicans catch Hell for sneaking onto land that.was theirs hundreds of years ago?

 

[Lewis Black]

Why did meyer lanskey let bugsy siegal die like that man?

 

[john goodman]

Why do you call yourself a jew? Is it because that's what your parents call themselves or is it because you follow the Torah with a mezuzah on your door and such?

Because I am a Jew.

Being jewish is about a lot more than following the religion.

It's a tribe that has existed for thousands of years. My ancestors have been Jews forever.

It's not something you can just move on from, it's in my DNA.

 

[john goodman]

Do you know of a Jewish person whose career actually added a tangible physical benefit to society, or is it all just money changing and lox?
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How about doctors? Inventors?

Google? Facebook? Def jam?

Dumb question.

Not all Jews are bankers and believe it or not bankers benefit society in many ways

 

[john goodman]

Why did meyer lanskey let bugsy siegal die like that man?

From what I heard he was stealing money and spending it all over town. It's a dirty game and gangsters have been killed for less

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Judas killed me and all of them motherfukkers are the top 1% of America. fukk those schemsters. Sienfield to McLovin....

honestly youre a fukking idiot, how many jews do you actually know in real life

negged

 

[Crakface]

When someone says *im from germany* in a heavy German accent,

Do you feel awkward?

 

[john goodman]

When someone says *im from germany* in a heavy German accent,

Do you feel awkward?

Nah I dated a German girl for like a month this year.

It was cool hearing that accent when we fukked, some nazi fantasy ish....

 

[Esau = Evil]

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[Julius Skrrvin]

dont respond to this africa bambataa motherfukker....

 

[john goodman]

And everyone knows who runs the entertainment, Law, Gold, Diamond, and every other industry in this country.

 

[Esau = Evil]

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[chineebai]

Because I am a Jew.

Being jewish is about a lot more than following the religion.

It's a tribe that has existed for thousands of years. My ancestors have been Jews forever.

It's not something you can just move on from, it's in my DNA.

So your ancestors were black?