Ask A Coli Breh Living in S. Africa ANYTHING (Now w/ Pics)

[Abstract83]

2-3 years....all depends. One of the ladies in my office space has been here for 10 years...came for 4, left for a year, been back for 6. They try not to let you stay somewhere really long. But on the female tip, it's LIKE THAT. Joined the running club the chick in the tights was in. Was kinda nervous walking the streets solo afterwards but it's like anywhere, don't look like a mark and you good. This is one of the best overseas spots I've lived in. It's kinda frustrating because the SA got a a way of doing their own thing but besides that, I'd move here. Every black person should come here at least once. The first time I walked into my office, one of the older S. African ladies greeted me saying "Finally, welcome back home." A nikka almost lost it. Touched a nikka heart breh

I might have to take a flight out there. Thanks for posting these breh. Be safe over there

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

These scientology mf's be everywhere

This chick was funny as hell....took about 3 selfies w/ her and we exchanged social media info ( I've yet to get a cell phone, just got my work phone)

same as the chick up abovve

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Great thread!

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

1. The food is EXCELLENT.....crazy cheap...went to a 4 star joint in the CBD the other day and what would cost about $125-150 in the states ran me R400 which is maybe $40.00....you definitely get the bang for your buck
2. The women are cool. My office is right next to the University so I see the young joints all day. Suppose to get taken to a spot in Joburg which is suppose to have more of my type of crowd (early 30s, professional, etc....) I'm linking up with my old man's ex who works here (Dominican chick) and from her FB, ALL her friends are winners
3. A bit. Read a story about some dude getting attacked by a fukkin leopard which kinda freaked me out. Also saw a chick right outside the gate of my bldg get fukkin rocked by some dude for her mobile....matter fact, I've seen 2 chicks get that work for their phones...police here really don't give a shyt about crime if you're poor but where I stay, they always got patrols on the reg coming thru. The Nigerians are the real grimey ones from what I've been told
4. Ummm, i really haven't ventured south of Tambor (main airport) but what I've seen in Brookly, Menlo Park, Pretoria, Sunnyside, Hatfield, etc. has been more than enough
5. Yea but issues with her mom is why she isn't here with me and tbh with you, I don't think I'd bring her. You hear stories about dudes breaking into cribs raping 9 month olds and shyt....i'd take a flamethrower to this fukkin place if something were to happen to my kid here

That is nonsense and typical South African propaganda.

And in regards to the baby rape its actually a huge problem there. Apparently it was based on some local superstition that sex with an infant cured AIDS. Disgusting....

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

And in regards to the baby rape its actually a huge problem there. Apparently it was based on some local superstition that sex with an infant cured AIDS. Disgusting....

they do treat them like shyt....i saw a dude at the airport spit gum on the floor after the cleaning lady had passed by and told her she missed a spot.....that was just low down as fukk

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

This brother is winning

The women must be

 

[www.THUG.com]

@Lucky_Lefty , I see you ran the Color Run. When they come to DC or B'More I always volunteer to throw color on the runners. I'm a big kid so I love that race.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

@Lucky_Lefty , I see you ran the Color Run. When they come to DC or B'More I always volunteer to throw color on the runners. I'm a big kid so I love that race.

It's so cheap here. Paid $20 the day before. If I was a member of a running club would have only cost $5

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Running clubs = excellent way to meet fine women

 

[AwkwardHand]

"Finally, welcome back home"

Dope thread btw breh. I need to atleast visit atleast once in my life.

 

[BlackMajik]

@Lucky_Lefty Try to make sum videos if u can bruh

Sounds beautiful

 

[BlackMajik]

3. A bit. Read a story about some dude getting attacked by a fukkin leopard which kinda freaked me out.

WTF

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Nice.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

2-3 years....all depends. One of the ladies in my office space has been here for 10 years...came for 4, left for a year, been back for 6. They try not to let you stay somewhere really long. But on the female tip, it's LIKE THAT. Joined the running club the chick in the tights was in. Was kinda nervous walking the streets solo afterwards but it's like anywhere, don't look like a mark and you good. This is one of the best overseas spots I've lived in. It's kinda frustrating because the SA got a a way of doing their own thing but besides that, I'd move here. Every black person should come here at least once. The first time I walked into my office, one of the older S. African ladies greeted me saying "Finally, welcome back home." A nikka almost lost it. Touched a nikka heart breh

fukk you breh, that almost made me tear up

 

[Klyk21]

Do they have any american stores? Walmart? Wendys? Subway? Target?

Do most black women wear weaves?

Are the whites scared of you, at all?