As a grow man, how many times u shat urself?

[Kalik]

 

[MouseTeeth]

Never mother fukker!

Came close a couple months ago. shyt just hit me about 6 train stops away from mine. Thought my anus was gonna drop no homo. Had to let it out a bit then suck it back in every 5 mins. Just got home to the toilet and bust it open for an hour. Felt sick afterward and knocked out on my bed.

In due time you'll get yours sir. Nobody's exempt.

 

[Sierra Mist]

 

[twan83]

I WAS TALKING WITH THE GASTRO GUY AND HE WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY GOT HARSHER LAXATIVES THAN THAT. I WAS LIKE

OH fukk THAT I'M ALREADY SHORT ON INTESTINES AS IT IS

 

[Heafcliffe]

On purpose or by mistake?

Who the fukks shyts on themselves ON PURPOSE?

As for myself, never actually had the green turtle poking but came close, more like I sharted myself. I let a fart fool a nikka before.

 

[Heafcliffe]

the worst is when I think I held it in I let a sigh out, then I sit down and feel the shyt squish

For real though? A squish?

 

[Sampson]

nikka was feeling himself and decided to order some damn quail. 2 hours later, I was at home, curled up in a ball puking and shytting myself. Wife almost called 911.

 

[humble Hermit]

 

[MouseTeeth]

Poopin ur pants= swag

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

this thread is why the diaper movement should be doin big thangs now.

DO DIAPERS COUNT AS shytTING ON YOURSELF? IF SO MY NUMBERS GOING UP LMAO.