As a grow man, how many times u shat urself?

[RJY33]

One time I shyt myself twice in 20 mins

I was in collge and we were boozing since 9am. We come back to the dorms to shower and go out for the night. So i go to take a piss in the urinal and i fart something fierce half way through and shyt splatters all over the bathroom floor . I jump in the shower cause im more concerned about cleaning myself off first before i clean the shyt off the floor. I get out and have to piss again, and not 5 seconds later i fart and spray shyt again . I cleaned up the shyt on the floor with just some paper towels and wiped my ass and got dressed. Didnt bother even showering again. Got my dikk sucked that night too , girl must have been too drunk to notice the crusty shyt that must have still been on me

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

once but i had a stomach flu and thought i was gonna fart

Same here I had to go done where and as I was driving I farted and shat myself had to make a u-turn.

 

[Schwarzkopf]

Was doing a shyt and they were out of paper, i thought i had a clean break but really i had a nugget in there, stood up and sandwiched it, lucky work was close to home. Told the boss i had to help my mother or sone shyt and had a shower to clean my ass and went back. Was hectic shyt. fukkin lightweight nugget

 

[Mantle Drunk]

Maybe it's just me but anyone who says they havent farted and shat themselves atleast once is lying luckily it never happened while i was out.

 

[twan83]

FIRST TIME WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WHEN I GOT MY GALLBLADDER TAKEN OUT. THEY GAVE ME A MILD LAXATIVE TO CLEAN ME OUT BEFORE SURGERY. THEY HAD THESE THINGS ON MY ANKLES TO KEEP MY CIRCULATION GOING. WELL THE LAXATIVE STARTED WORKING AND I COULDN'T GET THE ANKLE THINGS OFF. SO BASICALLY I WAS CHAINED TO THE BED AND DIDN'T HELP THAT I HAD THE IV THING WITH ME TOO. I WAS MAD THEN EMBARRASSED THEN I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ABOUT IT LATER WITH THE NURSE.

SECOND TIME. WAS ALSO IN THE HOSPITAL. THEY GAVE ME A WEAPONS GRADE LAXATIVE THAT COMPRISED OF 4 DUCOLAX/2 LITERS OF GOLYTLY/MILK OF MAG/ PLUS AN ENEMA. IT ALL HIT AT THE SAME TIME. I DID THE BREAKFAST CLUB SLIDE IN THE HALLWAY TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM. DAMN OBSERVATION ROOMS NOT HAVING THEIR OWN BATHROOMS.

THIRD TIME WAS AFTER I GOT SCOPED IN THE BOOTY. WHEN I WOKE UP I shytTED ALL OVER THE PLACE. THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

FOURTH TIME HAPPENED AT HOME AFTER LEAVING THE HOSPITAL FOR THE 3RD TIME THEY GAVE A LAXATIVE AND A VALIUM. I STOOD UP AND FELL DOWN THEN shytTED MYSELF. I AM TERRIBLE WITH DRUGS. I CAN'T HANDLE THEM.

I'm not gonna tell any stories but let's just say enough to where i dont want too only because of my illnesses i have and because of hospital


And i also had my gallbladder removed and that ankle shyt also so i know how ya felt
Also had the colonoscopy thing where they give u a lax to shyt like no tomorrow you will live on the toilet literally cuz they need your colon clean and empty to stick scope in it through your anal

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I'm not gonna tell any stories but let's just say enough to where i dont want too only because of my illnesses i have and because of hospital


And i also had my gallbladder removed and that ankle shyt also so i know how ya felt
Also had the colonoscopy thing where they give u a lax to shyt like no tomorrow you will live on the toilet literally cuz they need your colon clean and empty to stick scope in it through your anal

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH shyt YOUR BODY COULD HOLD AT ONE TIME. THAT shyt WAS UNREAL. I shytTED SO MUCH THEY HAD TO KEEP ME HYDRATED. I shytTED TILL I WAS CLEAR. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FLOAT AWAY AFTER I WAS CLEANED OUT. MY SKIN TONE CHANGED IN 3 DAYS. THAT DAY I SPENT MORE TIME ON THE TOILET THAN I DID IN MY BED. ON TOP OF THAT I WAS HIGH OUT OF MY MIND.

 

[SirSmokeCrackAlot]

Sharted a few times but never a full dump.

I dont know how this dude kept going...

Spoiler

 

[twan83]

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH shyt YOUR BODY COULD HOLD AT ONE TIME. THAT shyt WAS UNREAL. I shytTED SO MUCH THEY HAD TO KEEP ME HYDRATED. I shytTED TILL I WAS CLEAR. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FLOAT AWAY AFTER I WAS CLEANED OUT. MY SKIN TONE CHANGED IN 3 DAYS. THAT DAY I SPENT MORE TIME ON THE TOILET THAN I DID IN MY BED. ON TOP OF THAT I WAS HIGH OUT OF MY MIND.

I couldn't even get off the DAMN TOILET and was hungry as fukk since you couldn't even eat

i had the colonoscopy done to me twice the second time the fukking anthesia didnt work properly cuz i felt it briefly but they put in more to put me back to sleep shyt FELT LIKE SOME ALIEN MOVIE

I have had a accident literally like this smiley and just said fukk IT I CAN'T WIN hate when it happens. Had my wife help clean me up

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I couldn't even get off the DAMN TOILET and was hungry as fukk since you couldn't even eat

i had the colonoscopy done to me twice the second time the fukking anthesia didnt work properly cuz i felt it briefly but they put in more to put me back to sleep shyt FELT LIKE SOME ALIEN MOVIE

I have had a accident literally like this smiley and just said fukk IT I CAN'T WIN hate when it happens. Had my wife help clean me up

WHEN THEY FINALLY UPGRADE YOU TO CLEAR LIQUIDS

THEM CHERRY POPSICLES TASTED LIKE STEAK.

 

[tonyclifton]

at work not too long ago


i was about to hit the toilet, decided to let out a little fart before i took a shyt



big mistake shyt all overmyself(mind you i still had 4 hours left of work.) took my boxers off, put it in the trash and walked out with the bag like i was taking the garbage out

 

[twan83]

WHEN THEY FINALLY UPGRADE YOU TO CLEAR LIQUIDS

THEM CHERRY POPSICLES TASTED LIKE STEAK.

I WAS LOOKING AT THEM BIG AS GALLONS OF LIQUID I HAD TO DRINK SO I CAN shyt IT ALL OUT LIKE YOU MUST BE KIDDING

I got to drink all this and then its gonna make me shyt all day long THIS CANT BE LIFE

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I WAS LOOKING AT THEM BIG AS GALLONS OF LIQUID I HAD TO DRINK SO I CAN shyt IT ALL OUT LIKE YOU MUST BE KIDDING

I got to drink all this and then its gonna make me shyt all day long THIS CANT BE LIFE

I WAS TALKING WITH THE GASTRO GUY AND HE WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY GOT HARSHER LAXATIVES THAN THAT. I WAS LIKE

 

[MouseTeeth]

Mr snifles my deepest sympathies sir ur an OG w this crapping ur pants wave

 

[havoc00]

this thread is why the diaper movement should be doin big thangs now.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Didn't shyt myself..but I came close to "sharting" a couple of times....