As a grow man, how many times u shat urself?
- Thread starter MouseTeeth
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any story concerning shytting ur pants after 18 yrs old is ok w me brah
@ the squishTheBigBopper
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once but i had a stomach flu and thought i was gonna fart
same thing happened to me. I was maybe 14 years old and ended up shytting my pants.
FIRST TIME WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WHEN I GOT MY GALLBLADDER TAKEN OUT. THEY GAVE ME A MILD LAXATIVE TO CLEAN ME OUT BEFORE SURGERY. THEY HAD THESE THINGS ON MY ANKLES TO KEEP MY CIRCULATION GOING. WELL THE LAXATIVE STARTED WORKING AND I COULDN'T GET THE ANKLE THINGS OFF. SO BASICALLY I WAS CHAINED TO THE BED AND DIDN'T HELP THAT I HAD THE IV THING WITH ME TOO. I WAS MAD THEN EMBARRASSED THEN I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ABOUT IT LATER WITH THE NURSE.
SECOND TIME. WAS ALSO IN THE HOSPITAL. THEY GAVE ME A WEAPONS GRADE LAXATIVE THAT COMPRISED OF 4 DUCOLAX/2 LITERS OF GOLYTLY/MILK OF MAG/ PLUS AN ENEMA. IT ALL HIT AT THE SAME TIME. I DID THE BREAKFAST CLUB SLIDE IN THE HALLWAY TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM. DAMN OBSERVATION ROOMS NOT HAVING THEIR OWN BATHROOMS.
THIRD TIME WAS AFTER I GOT SCOPED IN THE BOOTY. WHEN I WOKE UP I shytTED ALL OVER THE PLACE. THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
FOURTH TIME HAPPENED AT HOME AFTER LEAVING THE HOSPITAL FOR THE 3RD TIME THEY GAVE A LAXATIVE AND A VALIUM. I STOOD UP AND FELL DOWN THEN shytTED MYSELF. I AM TERRIBLE WITH DRUGS. I CAN'T HANDLE THEM.
SECOND TIME. WAS ALSO IN THE HOSPITAL. THEY GAVE ME A WEAPONS GRADE LAXATIVE THAT COMPRISED OF 4 DUCOLAX/2 LITERS OF GOLYTLY/MILK OF MAG/ PLUS AN ENEMA. IT ALL HIT AT THE SAME TIME. I DID THE BREAKFAST CLUB SLIDE IN THE HALLWAY TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM. DAMN OBSERVATION ROOMS NOT HAVING THEIR OWN BATHROOMS.
THIRD TIME WAS AFTER I GOT SCOPED IN THE BOOTY. WHEN I WOKE UP I shytTED ALL OVER THE PLACE. THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
FOURTH TIME HAPPENED AT HOME AFTER LEAVING THE HOSPITAL FOR THE 3RD TIME THEY GAVE A LAXATIVE AND A VALIUM. I STOOD UP AND FELL DOWN THEN shytTED MYSELF. I AM TERRIBLE WITH DRUGS. I CAN'T HANDLE THEM.
TheBigBopper
Banned
I shat myself on the BQE no less than a month ago, with my girl in the car she came into a gas station bathroom w me n helped me clean the shyt off my legs, n best believe I threw my underwear in the busheswalked out like
I can't stop
bruhs
Damn, that's love, bro. Either you've got some strong mack game or you've probably cleaned shyt off her in the past too
keep your childish pants shytting stories outta this thread
THIS shyt ABOUT GROWN ASS nikkaS shytTING.
A few years back, there was this one time I ate a rotten avocado for lunch and my body couldn't hold it down and I shat myself on my way home. Thing is, I was riding public transit and it was rush hour. The bus was mad packed and everybody knew it was me. This one dude stated gagging and everything. So rang the bell and got off and walked into a burger king and cleaned myself off.
You live and you learn I guess.
You live and you learn I guess.
MouseTeeth
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no Shame in it tho bro it wuznt ur fault
MouseTeeth
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Damn, that's love, bro. Either you've got some strong mack game or you've probably cleaned shyt off her in the past too
Lol she was gagging/laughing at my misfortune the whole time
Never mother fukker!
Came close a couple months ago. shyt just hit me about 6 train stops away from mine. Thought my anus was gonna drop no homo. Had to let it out a bit then suck it back in every 5 mins. Just got home to the toilet and bust it open for an hour. Felt sick afterward and knocked out on my bed.
Came close a couple months ago. shyt just hit me about 6 train stops away from mine. Thought my anus was gonna drop no homo. Had to let it out a bit then suck it back in every 5 mins. Just got home to the toilet and bust it open for an hour. Felt sick afterward and knocked out on my bed.
MouseTeeth
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Lol at all these posts....there's no feeling of anxiety worse than the bubble guts hitting u while on a longggg bus/train ride home
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