Arlette Amuli **Pop The Balloon Or Find Love** Official Thread

[jay83]

you see this on apps like hinge a lot. older black women who select you only to respond to you with one word answers or seem to busy to ever meet. why select a breh in the first place it's like listen woman you swiped right on me not vice versa. it's a crap shoot out here. they all claim to be looking for husbands but i'm clapping their cheeks and minimizing communication and they're still down. i know i'm not the onnly one either because they one these apps and i'm nothing special. i may also have to take a trip to "sow my royal oats" when in fact i'm just out here looking for a queen in east Africa.

Most peoples level are an average of their last 3 relationships or who they seriously date.

A lot of these “baddies” exes and baby fathers weren’t even remotely close to what they require in dating. Lol. You want a rich man and a father figure to save you but your last three men were a struggle rapper, light skin club promoter, and a dude who still holds forex meetings in his house.

 

[Dontdoit3]

That ABC guy dressed like he is trying to solve a 30 year old murder mystery

 

[kaldurahm]

Idris Elba brother could've said anything, first girl was gonna match with him. She said she doesn't like a guy who's a workaholic, dude literally said he's a workaholic

Good looking couple though, that first lady was the best one

 

[stave]

Finally watching. Liking this first chick on the walkout

 

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Buddy said he had the best abs in the city then Arlette asked the first chick to pop someone and he popped himself. The sound of whoever that was on the production crew laughing off camera has me dying lmao

 

[stave]

The fukk is dude in blue wearing?

 

[stave]

Cameraman always pans down to the toes upon mention must be a colibreh

 

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Cheat Sheet

Girl 1 (Private)

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https://www.instagram.com/true_versionof_me?igsh=OWczNzQyNDgzYWQ2

Girl 2

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Tamia Dakinah on Instagram: "Life is what you make it… 🙏🏾💪🏾Pray, Learn, Grow, be fruitful… Always Choose Love, happiness & Joy 👑💜 #poptheballoonorfindlove 🎈"

therealrambo_88 on December 8, 2024: "Life is what you make it… 🙏🏾💪🏾Pray, Learn, Grow, be fruitful… Always Choose Love, happiness & Joy 👑💜 #poptheballoonorfindlove 🎈".

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Girl 3

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Instagram

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Girl 4 (she looks like Clarissa Shields before the money)

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Princesssaejean on Instagram: "#god #daughter #king #princess #princesssaejean #love #peace #travel #passportready #single #dating #patient #understanding #faith #hope #trust #will #technology #passion #purpose #nascar #fashion #model #actress #comed

86 likes, 4 comments - princesspromos_ on December 19, 2024: "#god #daughter #king #princess #princesssaejean #love #peace #travel #passportready #single #dating #patient #understanding #faith #hope #trust #will #technology #passion #purpose #nascar #fashion #model #actress #comedy #athlete...

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Girl 5

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Gigi on Instagram: "I plan on having my way for the rest of my life idk 🤷🏾‍♀️ . . . . . . #soloadventures #selflovejourney #travel #uniqueexperiences #travelvlogger #vacation #jetblacktravel #travel #viral #travellife #travelgoals #solo #blacktravel

312 likes, 19 comments - gigi_arafa on July 7, 2024: "I plan on having my way for the rest of my life idk 🤷🏾‍♀️ . . . . . . #soloadventures #selflovejourney #travel #uniqueexperiences #travelvlogger #vacation #jetblacktravel #travel #viral #travellife #travelgoals #solo #blacktravelmovement...

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Girl 6

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Tyshaunna on Instagram: "💜"

189 likes, 4 comments - tyshaunnarenee on November 9, 2024: "💜".

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Girl 7

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New New on Instagram: "Call me 🫦"

426 likes, 21 comments - only1trina_b on August 19, 2024: "Call me 🫦".

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Girl 8

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Krystal Latrese on Instagram: "💕 @klatresedesigns #leopardhat #leopardberet #berets #fashionstyle #selfiephotography"

107 likes, 5 comments - the.tech.barbie on January 14, 2022: "💕 @klatresedesigns #leopardhat #leopardberet #berets #fashionstyle #selfiephotography".

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2nd chick shape changes like crazy from ig post to post one minute I would nail then I'm like ehh

She not ugly in the face tho

tbd

 

[stave]

Yea I fukk fat hoes but something about this one is off

Fat hoes faking skinny is a no choose a side. Put the fork down and pick the weights up or just keep it 100- or some multiple

Not facially ugly tho but pass

 

[stave]

"I would like to get married... sooner than later."
cool story

 

[stave]

Buddy tried hard to bush the second one at the end

She was like nah I'm not leaving here with nothing

 

[stave]

3rd chick came out and dude did a mk1 fatality on his balloon

 

[stave]

Fried that boy out his air maxes

 

[stave]

Who is laughing off camera LMAO