Arlette Amuli **Pop The Balloon Or Find Love** Official Thread

[jay83]

Kinda like the second chick as well.

Arlette wants to burst into laughter at the reasoning for the African dude in the suit talking about his ABC criteria her face shuffled back and forth when dude said “I like the front, but I can’t judge the back, 1 out of 3”

Time and time again this show proves the more ridiculous you are the more successful you’ll be in getting your name out. He’s probably the next guy to be on a reality show. lol

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Jesus Christ this guy with 4 kids by 4 different women

One thing I’m noticing, the older men lineups can sensibly match, but the older women lineups can’t sensibly match lmaooo

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Dude with the long sleeve brown shirt is so funny

 

[Jazzy B.]

deep voice ... it ain't just the note, it's the timbre.

a voice can be deep but not heavy.

scarjo has a deep voice but it is not heavy.



russian femme fatales of the "da mr. bond" type also have deep voices.

There's nothing deep about Scarlet Johansson's voice.


She just has a smokers voice.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

The chick with the long braids is cute, but…..there’s something off about her not sure what it is but that’s a no for me

The army chick…..I kinda dig her…would want to see her in a more revealing outfit as well. The African suit guy lowkey should’ve kept his balloon, he was into her and would’ve seemed like a good match.

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

This show kills me sometimes. With the military woman, the guy waits until he's the last guy to ask her where she lives and pops his balloon because she wasn't local.

People like him are a waste of time on the show. They know long distance is a possibility.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Lmaooo dude popping his balloon over distance despite the army chick clearly being able to go anywhere, come on man

So far, physically, chick with the thigh boots and locs is the best one

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Ok…the Trina B chick has an incredible body and is cute…but she seems very spaced out, and possibly on the spectrum.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

A reminder

Women just like this have children.

And we wonder why there are so many fukked up people in this world.

i think chichi uses Bigen shorty is masculine as all hell. she needs to stop smoking weed and try cognitive behavioural therapy to manage her anger. bish crazy than a mf.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

How did we get to the point where being argumentative/masculine/alpha is considered something you brag about as a woman? Why do these abrasive ass women think these "strong masculine men" they desire would want to deal with their crazy combative ass?

They're just as delusional as these 4"11 dwarves wanting a man over 6" tall

tbf the 4'11" girls aren't being wifed up by short guys either, brehs don't want midget kids. a 5'5-5'9" breh isn't really checking for super short women cause they don't want smaller sons than they are. so let the midget 4'11" women link with the 6ft plus brehs. it's all good.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Oh my good Trina B and long sleeve brown shirt was the fastest match ever

The chick after her is sooooooo nervous but she’s very attractive lmao

 

[spliz]

Lmaooo dude popping his balloon over distance despite the army chick clearly being able to go anywhere, come on man

So far, physically, chick with the thigh boots and locs is the best one

Hell nah. It was clearly the first chick. Chick with the thigh boots inside of her legs rubbed together so much they dark and loose. Don't get it twisted she's a joint. But the first chick literally had nothing wrong with her from top to bottom.

 

[spliz]

A reminder

Women just like this have children.

And we wonder why there are so many fukked up people in this world.

I dont think I've been as angry at my screen in a long time. Lol. I was literally fuming.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Daaaaaaaamn Jamie was so heart broken the very last chick had 2 kids

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

That's why she's 38 and single

you see this on apps like hinge a lot. older black women who select you only to respond to you with one word answers or seem to busy to ever meet. why select a breh in the first place it's like listen woman you swiped right on me not vice versa. it's a crap shoot out here. they all claim to be looking for husbands but i'm clapping their cheeks and minimizing communication and they're still down. i know i'm not the onnly one either because they one these apps and i'm nothing special. i may also have to take a trip to "sow my royal oats" when in fact i'm just out here looking for a queen in east Africa.