anyone still looking forward to GI JOE Retaliation?

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Yo. The movie is shyt. But I went in expecting that.

But real talk, the Nuclear Disarmament Summit scene was probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie. 8 countries bringing 8 nuclear footballs to the DISARMAMENT SUMMIT and they all start launching them :dead:

It felt like an SNL skit, and was actually a lot funnier than a lot of REAL skits :heh:. I push the button, they you push the button...then fake-pres hits em with the "AHHHH, I'VE GOT ANOTHER BUTTON!"

Ninja scene was cool and the Rock is always awesome....but yo. This movie ya'll... :snoop:

3/10

Still better than 1 though
 

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Yo. The movie is shyt. But I went in expecting that.

But real talk, the Nuclear Disarmament Summit scene was probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie. 8 countries bringing 8 nuclear footballs to the DISARMAMENT SUMMIT and they all start launching them :dead:

It felt like an SNL skit, and was actually a lot funnier than a lot of REAL skits :heh:. I push the button, they you push the button...then fake-pres hits em with the "AHHHH, I'VE GOT ANOTHER BUTTON!"

Ninja scene was cool and the Rock is always awesome....but yo. This movie ya'll... :snoop:

3/10

Still better than 1 though

Someone from North Korea would've offed his ass before he did all of that shyt he did.

Storm Shadow = :mindblown: :snoop:

I was sitting there after their mission like how in the fukk didn't everyone in the room (generals and shyt) vouch for the GI Joe's? They just straight up let the President go do whatever in the fukk he wanted.
 

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idk wat yall "walkin out the theater" nikkas were expecting but i had a good ol time watching that shyt, especially when rza was on screen cuz that shyt was hella funny and that ninja mountain fight was :gladbron:.....oh and 21 bucks? :what: my shyt was 7.50, 10 o'clock at night :win:
Right it was a good movie
 

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I went just to see Storm Shadow :manny: :ahh:

Didn't see anything worthy of 3D in this film at all.

They should have just went ahead and released it last year.
 

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if youre complaining about storm shadow changing sides, hes always had conflicted loyalties to both the joes and the cobras, hes changed sides so many damn times, plus they hit the nail on the head revealing it was zartan who killed the master


cant wait untill evil dead comes out
 

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This movie was entertaining... the Rock delivered. :salute:

It seems like some folks are forgetting this is a 'comic book movie' and shouldn't be taken so seriously.
 

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Snake Eyes Suit this time around that sh1t was on par with what batman and judge dredd be rockin
 

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stormshadow.. korean actors getting shine :blessed:

tyra :steviej:

rza's accent :pachaha:

marlon >>> flint

destro, you're out of the band :gladbron::dead:

entertaining movie
 
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Just watched this. The movie was aight, wasn't expecting much. Cool action I guess but the acting/story was :manny: . Stormshadow being an anti-hero was cool, I guess. I don't even know who that Jinx chick is supposed to be and how she joined the team.

But I was gonna say ...

But real talk, the Nuclear Disarmament Summit scene was probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen in a movie. 8 countries bringing 8 nuclear footballs to the DISARMAMENT SUMMIT and they all start launching them :dead:

It felt like an SNL skit, and was actually a lot funnier than a lot of REAL skits :heh:. I push the button, they you push the button...then fake-pres hits em with the "AHHHH, I'VE GOT ANOTHER BUTTON!"


Ninja scene was cool and the Rock is always awesome....but yo. This movie ya'll... :snoop:

3/10

Still better than 1 though

:laff: @ bolded, I was literally thinking the same thing. How are the world leaders so dumb that they all get goaded into launching nukes, essentially guaranteeing the end of the world, only to be like "wait lets disarm them cuz that insane dude over there just did it too", only for the zartan to be like :pedo: while the rest of them default back to :whoa:, what the fukk? :laugh:

c/s @ the highlights of the movie being The Rock and the ninja scenes (so basically Snake Eyes/Stormshadow like in the 1st one)
 

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stormshadow.. korean actors getting shine :blessed:

tyra :steviej:

rza's accent :pachaha:

marlon >>> flint

destro, you're out of the band :gladbron::dead:

entertaining movie

Marlon was actually good in the first one :patrice: it was Channing that was charismaless. :Cenashrug:
 
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