Anyone Seen Django?

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

God tua forbid any of you to watch goodbye uncle tom.

 

[88m3]

I heard some of the showings they're opening with theatrical slave auctions on stage in front of the screen

 

[patscorpio]

this shyt right here brehs....WAS fukkING AWESOME!!!

 

[MikelArteta]

this shyt right here brehs....WAS fukkING AWESOME!!!

damn if even patscorpio is diggin it

 

[Formerly known as...]

I just came back from seeing it.

- I had no problem with hearing nikka so much. In fact, I'd be more offended if they left it out altogether. The only one saying ****** that made me slightly uncomfortable was Leo. He sounded like he's been saying it all his life, it sounded too natural. He sounded like he'd been walking around set yelling "Get these off-brand nikkas out my trailer, please."

- Samuel L was worth the price of admission alone. fukk the Oscars; they need to hand him the NAACP Image award for that shyt. That c00nin' was hot fiya, top-of-the-line greatness.

- Jamie was Jamie. Outside of Ray, he's been the Fabulous of actors. He'll be fine as long as you give him something good to work with. He's not gonna ever blow you away. Waltz and Washington (with that lip quivering hot sauce) were great too, but DiCaprio and SLJ stole every scene they were in.

- There were two slave scenes in particular that made me squirm in my seat a bit.

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- The fight scene at the Mandingo Club and the dogs ripping the runaway slave apart. Also, Kerry getting splashed with water and getting branded was tough to watch, but that was only a split second flashback.

- Dr. Schultz (Waltz) had a little bit of "oh benevolent white man" going on pertaining to his attitudes (and related actions) towards slavery, but it's established that he's German, and Germans were always anti-slavery long before the Civil War.

- There was never a dull moment in the film.

- A few things I gotta mention in spoilers

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- Tarantino should've hired someone else to play his small role. He was terrible, and his accent wasn't laughingly bad. It was just bad.

- I had no problem with the plan Django came up with, or the fact that the Australian bandits actually agreed to help Django, or the fact that actually took off his chains. But to hand the nikka a gun AND some fukking dynamite? After you've walked this nikka in the Texan Sun for hours in chains? C'mon bruh.

- Some white folks were talking afterwards about how much they loved the movie, until Django had to kill Candie's sister. They couldn't stop complaining about it. Had me giggling.

I liked this movie more than Basterds or the Kill Bill flicks. 9/10. I don't know if it'll be my movie of the year until I see Zero Dark Thirty and Argo.

Dicaprio doesn't strike me as someone that walks around saying '******' freely but if it looked natural then that probably just makes him a very good actor no? Isn't it his job to make it look natural and real?

Thanks for the review tho breh

 

[patscorpio]

damn if even patscorpio is diggin it

honestly its not some bullshyt movie for QT to spout off the word ****** about 200 times...its a complete package of a movie - story and acting are on point my breh

 

[phillycavsfan]

Dicaprio doesn't strike me as someone that walks around saying '******' freely but if it looked natural then that probably just makes him a very good actor no? Isn't it his job to make it look natural and real?

Thanks for the review tho breh

I know that. I was joking.

 

[Premeditated]

Just came from the theater. Can we please make a smiley of Samuel L Jackson's characters face as the :c00n: smiley. God damn, his c00nery was so deep, I couldn't hold my laughter.

Spoiler

my nikka Dr Schultz, I hate it had to be him.
Damn he was gully

Nah.. he wasn't in it. most of the slave girls in it was though.

Sheba(Calvin Candie's main slave chick)

that's one slave beauty I'll travel back in time just to rescue

 

[Polofresh4]

Great movie

Imagine you are jewish when the Nazi gets hit with the baseball bat in IG....its like that feeling the whole movie

waltz and were dueling for oscars
(I think Waltz takes it)

Great Story....music was on point

White people when they saw Jamie on the horse

****** is in the 125 range

98% black crowd...standing ovation during the credits

Very enjoyable movie experience

 

[shopthatwrecks]

black people paying money to see cacs say ****** 100 times all for entertainment

minstrel show at its finest

but nikkas support nikkas who release albums sayin nikkas 5000 times..all while destroyin their communities on wax...

 

[phillycavsfan]

Just came from the theater. Can we please make a smiley of Samuel L Jackson's characters face as the :c00n: smiley. God damn, his c00nery was so deep, I couldn't hold my laughter.

Spoiler

my nikka Dr Schultz, I hate it had to be him.
Damn he was gully

They need to retire the Uncle Tom moniker and replace it with Stephen. Like, next time Dwight Howard is pressing to try to entertain white folk, we need to be like "look at this Stephen ass nikka."

 

[Pool_Shark]

You guys are dropping good reviews. I'll go see it on sunday

 

[Formerly known as...]

I know that. I was joking.

 

[Dr. Acula]

Just saw it.

Great. fukking. Movie. Brehs.

 

[smARTmouf]

I just can't believe nikkas don't wanna watch a slave movie because they say nikka too much....lol...

I can't wait to watch this shyt bruh.