Anybody got experience with Atlassian/Jira? Cuz I’m bout to get fired UPDATE: Y’all saved me!

[Still Benefited]

I didn’t even lie! That’s what’s fukked up. We’ve had so many ppl leave since the start of COVID that I’ve had to take on shyt that’s really outside of my wheelhouse.

I’m the only black person on my team, so I be hesitant saying “idk how to do that” cuz I don’t want them to think black ppl are dumb.

Lying for the culture?

Don't let those crackas have that kind of power over you where you are willing to lie based on their potential racist perceptions.
See,this is why our black women don't belong in the work place fellas.
I tried to tell yall,women need to be learning how to specialize in being a proper home maker,womb cleansing for birth,mothering knowledge.
Men should work while women stay at home. Why?Because a woman mind is too easily influenced by other people when she should only be worried about your agenda and beliefs. If your woman is at work,you likely share her with the European mentally.She is worried about the white mans agenda instead of yours#TheChildOfMan


edit-Black men shouldn't be working for the European either,but at least we have the mental capability ,our women shouldn't be distressed and forced to play the mental games.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

@Gold

 

[Wild self]

no, we don’t have time or the energy to go fishing for details. If you have a problem you have to extensively describe the problem, the current output and the intended output and all the steps already taken. It’s not a situation where people don’t want to help. You just have to help them help you

Its karma, and one day, you be on the receiving end.

"Do unto others, as others do unto you"

 

[Mastamimd]

You have two options...

1.) Research (YouTube, Google, listen to some brehs on here that can help etc.) your ass off and stay up all night throwing some shyt together.

2.) Say “fukk it” and create a good excuse as to why you couldn’t accomplish what was asked of you.

Good luck, OP. I mean that sincerely.

This

 

[The Knee Grow]

I need to make some dashboards by tomorrow, but idk wtf I’m doing. Not sure why I can’t make any dashboards that sorts data by customer request type


Outta all of y’all 6 cert nikkas, somebody should know the answer

You cant search by request type in jira. If you need a breakdown of request type #s you got to export the current fields to csv. Open the file in excel then create a pivot table.

 

[SAINT]

Its karma, and one day, you be on the receiving end.

"Do unto others, as others do unto you"

me: describe your problem i great detail and list the steps you’ve taken

you: *insert some Ol bullshyt*

make an IT ticket at your job saying, “my computer is acting funny” and see the response you get…

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Betta get that Agile Coach popping

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

no, we don’t have time or the energy to go fishing for details. If you have a problem you have to extensively describe the problem, the current output and the intended output and all the steps already taken. It’s not a situation where people don’t want to help. You just have to help them help you and show you are making an effort yourself

Let me be more specific. Y’all I ain’t got a single cert. I kinda fell into this role, and I’m just trying to keep my damn job and make an honest living.

The most straight forward question I can ask is how do I make a query looking at more than one request type. I’ve already figured out how to look at multiple statuses by creating a query that uses:

status in (“In Progress”, “Waiting for Support”, “On Hold”)

But when I try and use the clause AND “Customer Request Type is... I can only include one customer request type before it spits an error. It won’t let me just separate by issue type like I can by status.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Thank the lord I did not come to the Coli for help when the bushfires came about. Yall motherfukkers would be like "your dumb ass going run to that burning tree anyway...NEGGED"


Jeez

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

can you put a few lines on here ..

It PII data so I don’t wanna lose my job trying to save my job by sharing the data online, sorry.

 

[SAINT]

Let me be more specific. Y’all I ain’t got a single cert. I kinda fell into this role, and I’m just trying to keep my damn job and make an honest living.

The most straight forward question I can ask is how do I make a query looking at more than one request type. I’ve already figured out how to look at multiple statuses by creating a query that uses:

status in (“In Progress”, “Waiting for Support”, “On Hold”)

But when I try and use the clause AND “Customer Request Type is... I can only include one customer request type before it spits an error. It won’t let me just separate by issue type like I can by status.

check this Search by Request type group via JQL

 

[Leao2005]

Lying for the culture?

Don't let those crackas have that kind of power over you where you are willing to lie based on their potential racist perceptions.
See,this is why our black women don't belong in the work place fellas.
I tried to tell yall,women need to be learning how to specialize in being a proper home maker,womb cleansing for birth,mothering knowledge.
Men should work while women stay at home. Why?Because a woman mind is too easily influenced by other people when she should only be worried about your agenda and beliefs. If your woman is at work,you likely share her with the European mentally.She is worried about the white mans agenda instead of yours#TheChildOfMan


edit-Black men shouldn't be working for the European either,but at least we have the mental capability ,our women shouldn't be distressed and forced to play the mental games.

This is another thread bro don’t do this

 

[Leao2005]

I’m not an IT nikka, but I’m sure you could use SQL functions right?

 

[SAINT]

Nother one, JQL for customer request type "no match"?

you may not find one exactly that matches your problem 1:1. so you may have to do some modifying. each one should help you piece the puzzle together

 

[Still Benefited]

This is another thread bro don’t do this

Your right,I'll just send a prayer up