Succ my balls faq, pedro fukking your bytch after he do your lawn
Any healthy, grown a$$ man who allows another man to mow his lawn needs to reevaluate himself
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.I'll shovel snow, but i can't fukk with cutting grass. Them allergies no joke.
My time is more valuable then the $80 I spend every month on weekly lawn service. Plus he's a professional and does a better job then I ever care to do.
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mowing lawns is beneath me
AlainLocke
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Peasants work the land...
Like I give a fukk about some grass
Like I give a fukk about some grass
Maxine Shaw
#ColiFam gave more $ 2 my students than my school
Quartermasters for the win! I had money deducted out of my check at BCT (I think it was $16/month) so I didn't have to worry about my damn uniforms being high-speed. Coupla homegirls kept my braids tight and I was shining their boots like new money. Like so! (That's a shoeshine kit beside me for the brehs who don't know.)
Bravo 2-10 is hard as hell...
Ah, yes. Trimming the edges of the grass with a hand trowel. Why? Because fukk it, that's why. And those floors look so much better being mopped and polished at 0300 hours, don't they? ESPECIALLY the ones in the latrines.
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Quartermasters for the win! I had money deducted out of my check at BCT (I think it was $16/month) so I didn't have to worry about my damn uniforms being high-speed. Coupla homegirls kept my braids tight and I was shining their boots like new money. Like so! (That's a shoeshine kit beside me for the brehs who don't know.)
Bravo 2-10 is hard as hell...
Ah, yes. Trimming the edges of the grass with a hand trowel. Why? Because fukk it, that's why. And those floors look so much better being mopped and polished at 0300 hours, don't they? ESPECIALLY the ones in the latrines.
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I was in charge of the Latrine (we called it something else). Always passed inspection every night
Picking up weeds, trash, etc. i told other cats to do it but i helped. My main thing was getting this shyt out of the way so we can dip.
Pressure washing the entrance to the QD,
Trimming hedges, pulling weeds again, inspecting barracks... Etc.
We was drilling in wall for new Televisions, replaceing light, sweeping parking lots, basically building maintenance... And thats just one part of a bullshyt job i had to do many of times in my military career.
Thats why i picked me a cushy job in IT. I been working with my hands half my life.
And yeah on the ship and in bootcamp we stayed trading favors. We used to pay the gay dudes to iron our uniforms and shine our boots because they liked doing domestic shyt like that. Trading pills for food, extra time in laundry or the showers, etc. on the ship as an IT guy
nikkas hooking you up because you had all the newest and hottest movies on your HD.. Hook that shyt up into the commons television and nikkas was at the movies every night. Did wonders for moral as well
Maxine Shaw
#ColiFam gave more $ 2 my students than my school
And yeah on the ship and in bootcamp we stayed trading favors. We used to pay the gay dudes to iron our uniforms and shine our boots because they liked doing domestic shyt like that. Trading pills for food, extra time in laundry or the showers, etc. on the ship as an IT guy
Did you call your latrines the head? We had a soldier in boot camp...Private Head...she never got a moment's peace, poor girl. And I never understood why people were trippin on gays in the military. We already had gays in the damn military! Our 1SG practically skipped to formation every morning, but his ass would max out a PT test and go 40/40 on the range EVERY time. And mind you, dude had to have been bustin the bussy open for a good 50 years of his life.
When did you go in? I was summer of 1999, when my gift to my parents was a DVD player and two DVDs (Notting Hill and Three Kings) that cost - I shyt you not, Millennial brehs - $270. That's not a typo either. Two HUNNIT and seventy dollars, and that was at the PX! Came home and they were still playing tapes on their VCR b/c "we can't fast forward on DVD."
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Yeah it was call it head. We didn't think about it but nikkas would say its some gay shytDid you call your latrines the head? We had a soldier in boot camp...Private Head...she never got a moment's peace, poor girl. And I never understood why people were trippin on gays in the military. We already had gays in the damn military! Our 1SG practically skipped to formation every morning, but his ass would max out a PT test and go 40/40 on the range EVERY time. And mind you, dude had to have been bustin the bussy open for a good 50 years of his life.
When did you go in? I was summer of 1999, when my gift to my parents was a DVD player and two DVDs (Notting Hill and Three Kings) that cost - I shyt you not, Millennial brehs - $270. That's not a typo either. Two HUNNIT and seventy dollars, and that was at the PX! Came home and they were still playing tapes on their VCR b/c "we can't fast forward on DVD."
Yeah i noticed about the gay dudes. We had a few in the Navy too (the funniest stories i have are about my homie getting hit on by a gay Navy SEAL
) but i was joint command mostly and there are 
dudes in every branch. It's all good, as long as they kept that shyt away from us. But dealing with some of them was like dealing with a chick..
And I went in in 2007 so and I was always on the new shyt and didn't see the ship until like 2010.
Macbook hit me for about $1200 but on the ship nikkas act like they been in prison for years and barely knew what an HDMI was or that you can plug up an external to the tv and watch movies... Or even how to torrent.
Can't fast forward on DVD
shyt my mom didnt even know you could stream Netflix to the tv until i got home
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Make Em Say Ughh ... Silk da Shocker
Ur talking about the farmers tan everyone has on their arm area rightNo, I won't
I don't think like you and I already got a father
That father also has his own landscaping business, so during the summers I worked doing this lawncare bullshyt enough to know I dont give a fukk about it
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I don'tUr talking about the farmers tan everyone has on their arm area right
My dad wouldnt let me mow the yard growing up. He legit got mad if me or my mom would do it. He liked doing it and trimming the bushes and shyt like that. Even had a fruit and vegetable garden. Still puts on his own brake pads and even does his own oil sometimes. Just the tyoe of dude he is. Me on the other hand :Digustomg:
when I was in my first house, i had an old white guy mowing my lawn just so I could sit and watch him do it 
for the ancestors
for the ancestors