Shadow wife a scumbag
Shadow-"We got some things to discuss, you and Robbie?"
Laura-"Yea, and uh there's also the miracle of me sitting here posthumously, I mean that's a pretty significant thing to discuss too, and to appreciate. I think maybe we should take a moment to do that"
"I wasn't lying to you when I told you I would wait. I sort of knew it had the potential to be a lie, but I was giving myself the benefit of the doubt of the version where it wouldn't be a lie"
"Well I wasn't gonna do it, then I was gonna do it, It felt good to not do it, then the cat died..."
" You know what they say about grief, there is a motel next every cemetery"
"I decided to give him one last goodbye blowjob, you know? One last time with feeling"
"Puppy, do you think that you could possibly get me a cigarette? Think it might calm my nerves, yours as well"
I would never let this thot call me puppy again if I was Shadow. They had her looking virtuous in the first episode and she a bird taking baths in case Shadow was down to smash
Beating up Mad Sweeny then playing dead, killing that dude in the morgue and being all meh about it. I love this bytch.