All girls should know how to fukking cook.

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All a woman really needs to know is this:

-cook willingly
-suck/ride dikk and squeeze the p*ssy muscles
-make jokes that are actually funny (not corny)
-say what bothers her without getting emotional
-stay in shape

Simple shyt. But women don't get this!

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Just had ribeye steak & eggs...... Steak tenderized(/w big tenderizing fork) and marinated in unsalted meat tenderizer & Worcester sauce. Seasoned with A1 mesquite seasoning. Steak medium well. Eggs scrambled hard /w little garlic powder and cheese. Everything cooked to perfection.

No female bet not tell me she can't cook or don't want to cook...... :camby:

You didn't cook a single fukking thing to perfection. Ruined a nice steak like 5 different ways and overcooked your eggs and put weird seasonings on them. :ufdup:
 

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They threw out all the old conventions and put womanhood in disaray for independence. But the reality is setting in, being able to run a home is one of the sexiest traits a woman can have. I don't expect it but do appreciate it and best believe that it elevates your status in a mans eyes. I immediately put girls that can't function in the crib in the ratchet lane. I run my household better than most women I date these days :snoop: shyt ain't sexy brehs. I went over to this girls crib and couldn't even chill in the bedroom cuz it looked like her closet exploded all over the damn place.
 

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! was a s!ngle father, ! d!dnt have my ch!ck cook, ! threw her out the k!tchen & made food myself.... ! dont need a b!tch for sh!t, money, power, food, l!v!ng space ! can get on my own, ! just need they box...... !m:yeshrug:
 

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All a woman really needs to know is this:

-cook willingly
-suck/ride dikk and squeeze the p*ssy muscles
-make jokes that are actually funny (not corny)
-say what bothers her without getting emotional

-stay in shape

Simple shyt. But women don't get this!

:snoop:
Good luck with those two my young breh.
 

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Women that reufse to learn how to cook on some independent women shyt probably plan on being independent for the forseeable future.

These heifers are going to have their kids eating McDonalds 5 times a week and shyt...:scusthov:
 

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I'm fukkin shocked when I see a girl that doesn't know how to cook

To quote Chris Rock:
"I look at them like a Betamax. They still make you?"
 
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