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no.......
p*ssy could have the taste,texture and smell of fresh strawberry
greek yogurt but if she cant season and fry that bird to
it's golden perfection she's dead to me.
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no.......
If you plan on raising a family and taking care of your SO then yeah.
I think all women should learn how to cook. There's nothing better than seeing the satisfaction on a nikkas face when he digs into that delicious home cooked goodness.
My dad said a woman that doesn't know how to cook shouldn't be allowed to live.
Hard day from work..You think I got time to cook up a 30 min meal? nikkas be tired
all people should know how to cook
My dad said a woman that doesn't know how to cook shouldn't be allowed to live.
AWwww thats romantic. i just hate cooking.I love to do it, but if she cant she better be in there letting me teach her.
AWwww thats romantic. i just hate cooking.
THAT MELTED MY COLD HEART.nah, man. It doesn't have to be veal osso buco with tiramisu for dessert. I only expect me to try dumb shyt like that in the kitchen.
It doesn't even have to be- I mean... just take a random day out of the week and be like "hey, baby. I already ate so I made you this Dagwood looking sandwich, your favorite chips and brought you a drink." Boil some hot dogs or something. lmao
One of my exes, I taught how to scramble eggs and make pancakes (among other things). She made pancakes and eggs for dinner once. I was
It's not all about the effort. It's more about the act. I seriously don't need anybody to cook for me out of necessity. But... the act of it and thought of you trying/doing is nice, you know?
Fixing food for and feeding somebody you care about is, in my opinion, the most intimate way to show somebody you're in a relationship that you care about them outside of sex.
And just like sex, yeah I can get it from anywhere. I could go out and pay for it. What makes it special to me is that I want and enjoy it more when YOU do it .
damn, why am I so long winded, man. jeezus.