Alabama Senate ELECTION: Jones wins!!! Daps + Reps to all

[King Static X]

I just noticed that Kayla Moore looks EXACTLY like Roy Moore.

 

[Jhoon]

This sick fukk really bout to be a US senator

I doubt it.

 

[BaileyPark31]

W. T. F.

I refuse to believe this bych ain't trollin us all.




Edit: holdup. She needed notes to remind herself her lawyer "is a Jew"

 

[Jhoon]

W. T. F.

I refuse to believe this bych ain't trollin us all.




Edit: holdup. She needed notes to remind herself her lawyer "is a Jew"

Their friendship is so real it never came up.

 

[Regular_P]

Sailing viewed this story as a triumphant example of Moore’s sterling moral character. Although Sailing hasn’t seen Moore in 45 years, he said, “He’s the same guy… He’s honorable. He’s disciplined. Morally straight. Highly principled.”

In other words, he’s the kind of guy who might end up at a brothel with underage sex trafficking victims, but only by accident.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Their terrible ideas were signed by a terrible president.

Republicans want the pork to go directly to the “job creators” to do what they do best create jobs.

"I have to give this money here to that rich man so that you can have it"

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Bout to get up in morning and head to polls to vote for Jones

Fully prepared to see Alabama completely embarrass themselves politically AGAIN.

hope youre able to vote without a hitch

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

:knowledge:

Oh! Well I'm glad they cleared that up. Whew! They're totally not racist.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Oh! Well I'm glad they cleared that up. Whew! They're totally not racist.

oh yeah i was worried for a second alabama was gonna elect a horrible racist child rapist who wants to turn amerika into protestant Saudi Arabia but i guess nah hes got a jewish lawyer

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I just noticed that Kayla Moore looks EXACTLY like Roy Moore.

What you trying to say breh

 

[Jhoon]

What you trying to say breh

When he first saw the 15 year, he thought it would be awesome to have sex with himself and have it not be gay.

 

[ineedsleep212]

Moore-on shyt

 

[King Static X]

What you trying to say breh

When he first saw the 15 year, he thought it would be awesome to have sex with himself and have it not be gay.

Basically what Jhoon said.

Also, it's just weird that she looks him in a blonde wig.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

This election is fukkery. As a foreign observer

Welcome to America, here's your complimentary cheeseburger and gun.

 

[Killah Ray]

Let’s hope Alabama doesn’t Alabama today....