AIYO. On everything B. Fukk Earthquake that fat fukk!

[General Mills]

That other story ...


btw

the mascot fighting story link is dead

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/have-you-ever-got-into-a-fight-with-a-mascot.10881/#post-375521


Jaxon Deville Is a fukkboy.

 

[Big Boss]

 

[TEH]

Rafters bound

 

[richaveli83]

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

I of course told yall the story about Earthquake sonning me. The first part of the story was lost when got gunned up and clapped quick. So here is Part 1 of the fukkery.

All of this started because of my home girl Lori. Lori was a home girl in every sense of the word. She is like one of the fellas. She can out drink and party anyone. And I am including me. Many times we have partied and I have been done dealing by 6am. Only to keep going out of spite because she was just getting started. We have been friends for a long time and our relationship was circled around vodka, clubs, and . . well vodka and clubs.
Lori and I never had a romantic relationship. I was never interested in her sexually at all. For one, I have seen the riff raff she usually hooked up with. and they looked very scruffy. Secondly there was something about her that turned me off on a sexual level. Maybe it was her agnostic beliefs, or the fact that the decades of wearing flip flops have turned her feet into Flintstone replicas.

We never hooked up or even kissed. But she has on occasion cock blocked me inadvertently. . .And this time she cock blocked me good.

I was hanging out with Lori on a Saturday night. We were talking about going out to a club in Jacksonville but neither of us were eager to visit Jax's meager clubs. We had just came back from Miami and literally partied all night on Ocean Drive then hit Club Space for afterhours. We had a crazy fukkery filled night to say the least. I took one day to recuperate. . Then drove back to Jacksonville. She was on vacation and drove up to Jax to hang with friends. Now it is a Saturday night. What is there to do I said? She was studying the Folio ( Jax Events Paper ) and said excitedly..

"EARTHQUAKE IS HERE! LETS GO! WE CAN CATCH THE 10:00 SHOW AT THE COMEDY ZONE!"

I would soon see Earthquake live for the first time. . Sadly for me it was not to be the last.

He was just here at the Improv...I thought of you too...

 

[PortCityProphet]

Everytime he come to Jacksonville and he here twice a month, I think of this story and wonder if @General Mills hear the commercials on the radio and

 

[General Mills]

Everytime he come to Jacksonville and he here twice a month, I think of this story and wonder if @General Mills hear the commercials on the radio and

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Well. . . . .I did devise a plan to get him back the next time he came back in town. . . Plan got compromised and I got sonned AGAIN.

 

[old pig]

hilarious fukking story...I wasn’t sure it’d be good initially...I’m late but dapped and repped regardless lmao

 

[ThaBronxBully]

hilarious fukking story...I wasn’t sure it’d be good initially...I’m late but dapped and repped regardless lmao

Breh Got A Giant Thread Full Of Hilarious Stories

 

[old pig]

worthy bump lmao

 

[old pig]

Breh Got A Giant Thread Full Of Hilarious Stories

I gotta check that thread out lol

 

[TEH]

It’s a crime

No …

It’s a sin

That this thread isn’t inthe rafters

 

[Yaboysix]

Corey Holcomb say EarthQuake don’t know how to act on that Podwer…