Pull out the service choppa.http://www.thecoli.com/threads/june-28th-get-your-popcorn-ready.15437/#post548745
I tried to go back at him breh. Ate a bigger L tho and got two of my homies clapped up
AIYO. On everything B. Fukk Earthquake that fat fukk!
- Thread starter General Mills
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Fukk that nikka!fukk Quake
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Got caught up in a lie. I should have just said I was there with a homegirl earlier but did not think it would sound right. Hell . .It probably would have sounded fishy as hell. I was just feeling foolish as fukk.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
It's ok. You live and learn.Got caught up in a lie. I should have just said I was there with a homegirl earlier but did not think it would sound right. Hell . .It probably would have sounded fishy as hell. I was just feeling foolish as fukk.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
For those who have not read it. . Here is part 2. . . I tried Quake again. http://www.thecoli.com/threads/june-28th-get-your-popcorn-ready.15437/#post548745
IM WEAKInside I am freaking the hell out!How the hell did he see me wayyyyy in the back??
Nobody knows yet who he is looking at. So everybody is kinda laughing nervously not sure what the joke is. I look at Terry and she has zero idea.
She is looking around too. So I follow her lead. Pretend to scan the room for his mysterious homie.
Quake bellows again in his loud ass high voice.. " I KNOW THATS YOU NIGGGAAAAAAAA! WHATS UP MANN! HEY EVERYBODY. GIVE THIS MAN AND HIS GIRL A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR COMING OUT TO SUPPORT ME TWO DAYS IN A ROW!!"And he is pointing at somebody behind me. . I am thinking to myself . . THANK YOU LORD!!
All of a sudden a hot white spotlight hits our table. . He was pointing to the lighting guy. . Oh crap.
Everybody in the place starts clapping!
My girl is looking confused as hell.So I match her confusion on my face. Then Quake puts a dagger into me. He yells again. " YOU ARE THE BEST MY nikkaAAAA! YOU ARE YOUR LOVELY LADY. . OH WAIT. . OOOPS!! THAT IS NOT THE SAME LADY YOU HAD WITH YOU LAST NIGHT!!"
Then he puts his hand over his mouth and mockingly looks shocked.. . The whole crowd goes OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH on some Jerry Springer shyt and they all start laughing and pointing!
Terry looks at me still confused and says. . " Where you here yesterday with another girl??"
out of my mouth. " this must be part of his act girl. I was not here." She says " oh ok and starts to laugh ( nervously ) again."
Meanwhile that nikka Quake is up on stage looking at me dead in my face with a assholish grin on his mug.
I am looking at him and trying to tell him with my eyes to CHILLLLLLLLLLL. Quake had already stuck a dagger into me. . Now he decides to twist.
Story is old but still funny as shyt brehYou should have gave me some weeeeeeedddddd
Yaboysix
That nikka
Best story ever! !!
I woulda acted invisible like in the roast sessions in school lmao.
I woulda acted invisible like in the roast sessions in school lmao.
SwagmundFreud
Superstar
Hey @General Mills do have that story with the midgets?
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/aiyo...try-and-dance-with-a-midget.19365/#post691732
There is a certain bar back in Piffsburgh that I will never set foot in again.
My nikka Corey Holcomb wouldn't have done that...At least I don't think he would...
Mr.Big Meat McGee
All Star
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/aiyo...try-and-dance-with-a-midget.19365/#post691732
There is a certain bar back in Piffsburgh that I will never set foot in again.
Where can I read all of your stories?