AI wrote WWE and AEW Episodes and PPVs. A.I. is now writing shoot interviews too

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

There's certainly some bugs to be worked out but

[Opening Sequence]

[Pyrotechnics explode as the crowd roars inside a packed arena. The cameras pan across the excited fans, holding up their signs and cheering for their favorite WWE Superstars.]

[Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, and Byron Saxton]

Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of Monday Night RAW! We're coming to you live from the electrifying [City Name], and tonight is going to be an unforgettable night!

Corey Graves: That's right, Michael! We're just weeks away from SummerSlam, and tensions are running high. Superstars are looking to make a statement tonight and secure their spot at the biggest event of the summer!

Byron Saxton: Absolutely, Corey! Tonight, we have an explosive lineup. The entire WWE Universe is buzzing with anticipation. Let's not waste any time and get right into the action!

[Opening Match]

Match: Singles Match Superstars: Ricochet vs. Cesaro

[The crowd erupts as the two incredible athletes make their way to the ring. The match is fast-paced, filled with high-flying maneuvers and hard-hitting strikes.]

Michael Cole: Ricochet and Cesaro are two of the most gifted athletes in the WWE. This is a match that promises to leave us breathless!

Corey Graves: You said it, Cole! These two competitors can do things in that ring that defy the laws of physics. I can't wait to see who comes out on top!

[After an intense back-and-forth battle, Ricochet manages to hit a breathtaking 630° senton, securing the victory.]

Winner: Ricochet

Byron Saxton: What a match! Ricochet pulls out all the stops and gets the win over Cesaro tonight!

[Backstage Segment]

[The camera cuts backstage to an interview area where Sarah Schreiber is standing by with the Raw Women's Champion, Rhea Ripley.]

Sarah Schreiber: Rhea, in just a few weeks, you'll defend your Raw Women's Championship against Asuka at SummerSlam. How are you preparing for this huge match?

[Rhea Ripley looks determined, holding the championship belt on her shoulder.]

Rhea Ripley: Sarah, Asuka is one of the toughest competitors I've ever faced, but I didn't become the champion by backing down from a challenge. I've been training harder than ever, and at SummerSlam, I will prove once again why I'm the Nightmare and the Raw Women's Champion!

[The crowd cheers as Rhea Ripley walks away, ready for her upcoming title defense.]

[Tag Team Match]

Match: Tag Team Match Superstars: The New Day vs. AJ Styles and Omos

[The New Day's music hits, and they make their energetic entrance, hyping up the crowd. AJ Styles and Omos enter to a mixed reaction, showcasing their dominance.]

Michael Cole: The New Day has been on fire lately, but they face a tough challenge in AJ Styles and the colossal Omos.

Corey Graves: No doubt, Michael. The size and power advantage of Omos alone could be overwhelming for The New Day, but never underestimate the resilience and teamwork of Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods.

[The match showcases a perfect blend of high-flying moves from The New Day and the sheer strength of Omos. After a hard-fought battle, Omos delivers a devastating Chokeslam to Kofi Kingston, securing the win for his team.]

Winners: AJ Styles and Omos

Byron Saxton: AJ Styles and Omos prove once again why they're a dominant force in the tag team division. Impressive victory!

[Main Event]

Match: Six-Man Tag Team Match Superstars: Drew McIntyre, Edge, and Damian Priest vs. Bobby Lashley, The Miz, and John Morrison

[The crowd goes wild as the three babyfaces, Drew McIntyre, Edge, and Damian Priest, enter the arena, ready for an intense battle. Bobby Lashley, The Miz, and John Morrison make their way to the ring, showing a united front.]

Michael Cole: This is our main event, folks! Six of the most talented competitors in WWE are about to collide!

Corey Graves: Drew McIntyre has been on a warpath, seeking redemption after losing the WWE Championship. And Edge and Damian Priest won't back down either. But let's not underestimate the dangerous alliance of Lashley, Miz, and Morrison.

[The match is chaotic, with each participant showcasing their unique skills. The crowd is on their feet as the action spills out of the ring and all around the arena.]

Byron Saxton: This is absolute bedlam, Cole! Bodies are flying everywhere, and the crowd is eating it up!

[In a thrilling climax, Drew McIntyre delivers a Claymore Kick to The Miz, allowing Edge to hit the Spear for the victory.]

Winners: Drew McIntyre, Edge, and Damian Priest

Michael Cole: What an incredible main event! Drew McIntyre, Edge, and Damian Priest stand tall tonight!

[The show ends with the victorious team celebrating their hard-fought victory in the ring as the crowd erupts in applause.]

[Closing Segment]

Michael Cole: Thank you for joining us tonight, ladies and gentlemen! We witnessed an incredible night of action here on Monday Night RAW!

Corey Graves: And don't forget, SummerSlam is just around the corner. The road to the biggest event of the summer is heating up, and you won't want to miss a moment!

Byron Saxton: That's right, Corey. We'll see you next week, right here on Monday Night RAW! Goodnight, everyone!

[The cameras fade out as the crowd continues to cheer, excited for what lies ahead in the world of WWE.]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

But did it factor in Vince McMahon's last minute changes??

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

It still sounds missable. That accuracy

 

[Lord Beasley]

You had to specify wwe Monday night raw. No way you just ask for raw

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Had me until we got to "Cesaro".

 

[Damnshow]

Well I guess WWE writers can still be safe about their job, cause damn that is one horrible set of matches

Lashley with Miz and Morrison. Lashley would be like fukk this I'm going back to Impact

 

[Metal Face]

that 2019 ass roster

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

that 2019 ass roster

I think the A.I. gotta be updated I was looking at what it sent me and it sounded near verbatim some ol' bullshyt from a few years ago lol

 

[VegetasHairline]

Why would you ask to write an episode of Raw?

 

[Mike the Executioner]

The fact that it's not that far off from what RAW was when I stopped watching.

 

[Wolfpac]

Now we need it to write an episode of Dynamite.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I asked A.I. to write up a 'Survivor Series' War Games event and this is what they gave me lol

Title: WWE Survivor Series Wargames 2023: Battle of Legends

Match Card:

Match 1 - NXT Women's Wargames Match

Team NXT (Io Shirai, Raquel González, Rhea Ripley, Tegan Nox) vs. Team SmackDown (Bayley, Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair, Bianca Belair)

Match 2 - NXT Men's Wargames Match

Team NXT (Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Pete Dunne, Kyle O'Reilly) vs. Team Raw (Seth Rollins, AJ Styles, Drew McIntyre, Kevin Owens)

Match 3 - WWE Tag Team Championship Match

The Usos (c) vs. The New Day vs. The Viking Raiders

Match 4 - Grudge Match

Edge vs. Randy Orton

Match 5 - Intercontinental Championship Match

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Damien Priest

Main Event - WWE Universal Championship Match

Roman Reigns (c) vs. Cody Rhodes

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Match 1 - NXT Women's Wargames Match

The NXT and SmackDown women step into the unforgiving Wargames structure, ready to make history. The match sees incredible spots, with each competitor giving their all. In the end, Team NXT emerges victorious after a heart-pounding battle.

Match 2 - NXT Men's Wargames Match

The NXT and Raw superstars collide in an intense battle for brand supremacy. The match is a rollercoaster of high-flying moves and bone-crushing slams. Team Raw gains an early advantage, but a heroic comeback by Team NXT turns the tide. Johnny Gargano delivers a Gargano Escape, forcing Seth Rollins to tap out.

Match 3 - WWE Tag Team Championship Match

A fast-paced, high-octane match that showcases the incredible chemistry of all three teams. The Viking Raiders almost secure the victory, but a last-minute save by The Usos keeps the match alive. In a shocking twist, The New Day hits the Midnight Hour on The Viking Raiders to become the new WWE Tag Team Champions.

Match 4 - Grudge Match

Edge and Randy Orton leave it all in the ring, delivering a match for the ages. The intensity is palpable as they counter each other's signature moves. In a nail-biting finish, Edge hits the Spear for the victory.

Match 5 - Intercontinental Championship Match

Nakamura and Priest put on a clinic of technical prowess and hard-hitting strikes. Both men refuse to back down, pushing their limits. After a grueling battle, Priest hits The Reckoning to become the new Intercontinental Champion.

Main Event - WWE Universal Championship Match

Roman Reigns, accompanied by Paul Heyman, defends his Universal Championship against Cody Rhodes. The match is a display of pure athleticism and psychological warfare. Rhodes proves to be a formidable challenger, countering Reigns' every move. However, after a series of near-falls and dramatic moments, Reigns hits the Spear for the hard-fought victory.

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The 2023 Survivor Series Wargames leaves the WWE Universe in awe, with unforgettable moments and epic battles that will be talked about for years to come. Brand loyalties are tested, and champions are crowned, setting the stage for new storylines and rivalries in the WWE landscape.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Now we need it to write an episode of Dynamite.

On it.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Jesus Christ....


AEW Dynamite: Elite Showdown

Opening Scene:

• The show kicks off with a backstage segment featuring The Elite (Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, and Adam Cole) discussing their dominance in AEW. They proclaim tonight will be a showcase of their power.

---

Match 1: Tag Team Match

FTR (Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler) vs. Private Party (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen)

• FTR dominates most of the match with their technical prowess, but Private Party shows moments of high-flying brilliance. In the end, FTR's tag team chemistry prevails, and they secure the win.

Winner: FTR

---

Backstage Interview:

• Jade Cargill cuts a fiery promo, declaring herself the future of the AEW Women's Division. She challenges any woman in the locker room to step up and face her.

---

Match 2: Singles Match

Jade Cargill vs. Tay Conti

• Jade Cargill's power and aggression dominate the match, but Tay Conti displays incredible resilience. The match is a hard-fought battle, but in the end, Cargill's Jaded finisher secures her the win.

Winner: Jade Cargill

---

Promo Segment:

• "The Doctor" Britt Baker, flanked by Rebel and Jamie Hayter, boasts about her reign as AEW Women's Champion. She issues an open challenge to anyone who thinks they can take her title.

---

Match 3: AEW Women's Championship Match

Britt Baker (c) vs. Thunder Rosa

• A highly anticipated rematch between Baker and Rosa. The match is a showcase of technical prowess, hard-hitting strikes, and near-falls. Rosa comes close to victory multiple times, but Baker's cunning and Hayter's interference turn the tide. In the end, Baker hits the Lockjaw for the win.

Winner: Britt Baker

---

Backstage Segment:

• The Elite is shown strategizing for their respective matches later in the night. They exude confidence and arrogance.

---

Main Event: 6-Man Tag Team Match

The Elite (Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks) vs. Lucha Bros & Darby Allin

• The main event is an electrifying encounter, featuring incredible high-flying spots, hard-hitting strikes, and jaw-dropping sequences. The Elite display their unmatched chemistry, but the resilience of their opponents keeps them on their toes. In a shocking turn, Adam Cole makes a surprise appearance, turning on his Elite partners and allowing the opposing team to secure the victory.

Winners: Lucha Bros & Darby Allin

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Closing Scene:

• The show ends with Adam Cole standing tall alongside Lucha Bros and Darby Allin, leaving The Elite in shock and turmoil. The landscape of AEW has been forever altered.

 

[Wolfpac]

A stable of Adam Cole, Darby Allin, & the Lucha Bros is random as fukk.