AgentT's True Flight Attendant stories

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have you seen the movie Flight? is it accurate? do pilots fukk flight attendants and fly planes drunk/high?

it's like any work environment , dude. Coworkers who work together often will fukk each other, period.
 

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No stories with drugs, but I know for a fact that some ppl used. Guyana is a major drug trafficker to the U.S. for cocaine. One time a bag exploded inside a dude and he died.

Fights....I've witnessed passengers fighting over food, seats, co-workers getting into it, all kinds of stuff. However, the funniest one (to me) is unfortunately one I didn't witness. It was confirmed by the whole crew when we got there and was the talk of the town for weeks....)

So most times when we stayed in Leipzig, Germany we stayed at the same hotel (The Renaissance). Everyone knew it.

There was a captain who was having an affair with a flight attendant (she was a whore).

The crew was getting ready to go back home. They are waiting on the captain and his mistress when they hear SCREAMING. Like some bloody murder shyt.

The flight attendant comes out with a towel and a bloody lip pleading for help with a woman running after her. The woman gets a nearby vase and clocks her in the face.

The rest of the crew (and everyone else in the lobby) was like :huhldup:

Turns out, the captain's WIFE found out about them, FLEW TO GERMANY on a buddy pass, went to the hotel, and was able to get into his room (being the wife n' all) and caught them in the act. She lost it. :deadmanny:

Wife gets arrested and instead of going to the hospital with the mistress the captain goes to the station to try and get his wife out of the jail.

My crew comes and they break everything down for us. We're like :patrice:

Flight attendant gets fired, captain does not.
 
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