AgentT's True Flight Attendant stories

[Azul]

Sex.

Definitely have more than one.

In Poland. Two day layover. We decide head out to a club. I'm apprehensive, being that it is Eastern Europe and I'm an undeniably black female, lol. Its a bit more rare to see black females in places that are overwhelmingly not.

Anyway, we get to this club. Its still early so we sit at booth and get some drinks. People are staring at us. Not a malicious stare, but moreso curious.

I notice that guys are only interacting with guys while girls are only interacting with girls.

It was "Gay night."

But just then these two what you guys would call "pawgs" come up us. They can speak a good amount of English so they introduce themselves. They take my co-worker away for a few minutes (I guess they found him attractive). I go to the bar and he is making out with one of them while the other one is rubbing his crotch."

Me: (I thought they were gay)
Him:
Them (smiling): "black woman"
Me:

We go back to the hotel and my co-worker stops me before I head to my room.

Him: "We're all going back to my room. You wanna come."
I'm like
HIm: "I'm Puerto Rican you know, I eat"
Me:
I'll admit, I pondered for a second cause it was a minute since you know...but I declined. Still I was bored so I wanted some entertainment.

Me: "You gonna let us (my other worker) watch?"
Him: Sure

The pawgs were cool with it. So we watched that freak nasty hoes give head at the same to my co-worker. I'm amazed at how free those Europeans seem to be with this kind of thing

As I'm leaving, the other straight BLACK co-worker comes in. Only God knows what happened after that.

 

[getmarriedbrehs]

agent

hows the pay
perks?

 

[Azul]

agent

hows the pay
perks?

It depends. Most airlines start with shytty pay for the first few years, then it gets somewhat lucrative if you work a lot of hours. I was lazy, so I had to be off at least two weeks a month

I think most don't do it for the money though. Perks are great. If you learn the industry, what times flights are the most packed, etc. you can go anywhere for practically nothing.

For starters, we had a good deal with jetblue so I could jumpseat (sit in the flight attendant's seat...a regular seat if the flight wasn't full) for free domestically and 50 bucks internationally.

 

[Huellz Santana]

I was inspired by last night's thread.

I've been blessed to have been all around the world by being a flight attendant. In my travels, I've witnessed and experienced some rather interesting things. I no longer fly as a career, but I figured I'd reminisce.

Type a word or scenario and if I have an experience that is related to it, I'll break it down. I'll try to do one or two a day.

I guarantee no

just tell me how to holla at flight attendents breh! some of them chicks look decent and i could use their benefits. i nevr know how to spit game.​

 

[Azul]

just tell me how to holla at flight attendents breh! some of them chicks look decent and i could use their benefits. i nevr know how to spit game.​

You're not gonna be able to do it at the airport. Like someone said on here some days back you have to find out where they stay usually.

They like to chill at the bar or the business center. Perhaps even in the lobby if their rooms don't offer free wifi. Ask how long they will be in town and if they are getting into anything.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Any drug stories? Ever saw co workers moving coke,etc

 

[malbaker86]

I once met this black french flight attendant on a flight to Paris. She was more of a dark mullato but the brawd was finer than wine.

We got to chatting while i went in the back of the plane to stretch my legs (9+ hour flight). She told me her mom was from Martinique and that she loved Haitian music. She wrote her number and email for me on a piece of paper and told me shed be in Atlanta in a few weeks for an extended stay and to holler at her. I should have guarded the shyt with my life but i lost it in between connection flights (was heading to Polland) before i could save it on my phone (dead battery).

Her name was Magalie. I wanted to hurt myself when i realized i lost that number brehs. I thougth my search for a wife was over. i was on the flight pondering moving to Europe and all

no disrespect bruh....but I gotta call you an idiot bruh

my nikka do you KNOW how these overseas chicks are when it comes to love? They love and they love hard and here you go, one right in ya lip, and you piss it away

damn bruh....i know you straight now tho

 

[Kings County]

Definitely have more than one.

In Poland. Two day layover. We decide head out to a club. I'm apprehensive, being that it is Eastern Europe and I'm an undeniably black female, lol. Its a bit more rare to see black females in places that are overwhelmingly not.

Anyway, we get to this club. Its still early so we sit at booth and get some drinks. People are staring at us. Not a malicious stare, but moreso curious.

I notice that guys are only interacting with guys while girls are only interacting with girls.

It was "Gay night."

But just then these two what you guys would call "pawgs" come up us. They can speak a good amount of English so they introduce themselves. They take my co-worker away for a few minutes (I guess they found him attractive). I go to the bar and he is making out with one of them while the other one is rubbing his crotch."

Me: (I thought they were gay)
Him:
Them (smiling): "black woman"
Me:

We go back to the hotel and my co-worker stops me before I head to my room.

Him: "We're all going back to my room. You wanna come."
I'm like
HIm: "I'm Puerto Rican you know, I eat"
Me:
I'll admit, I pondered for a second cause it was a minute since you know...but I declined. Still I was bored so I wanted some entertainment.

Me: "You gonna let us (my other worker) watch?"
Him: Sure

The pawgs were cool with it. So we watched that freak nasty hoes give head at the same to my co-worker. I'm amazed at how free those Europeans seem to be with this kind of thing

As I'm leaving, the other straight BLACK co-worker comes in. Only God knows what happened after that.

:kg:
more sex stories u know whats that the coli wants post 2 :disgonbegood:

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

subs

 

[Takerstani]

Interesting..

 

[intruder]

no disrespect bruh....but I gotta call you an idiot bruh

my nikka do you KNOW how these overseas chicks are when it comes to love? They love and they love hard and here you go, one right in ya lip, and you piss it away

damn bruh....i know you straight now tho

Man i still be hurting thinking abou the shyt. A breh be googling her name and doing fb searches on a weekly basis hoping i find a way to reach her

There was also a ugangan chick i met in London. He name was Hawah (sp). She wasnt as fine as the french chick but fine enough and when she spoke with that british accent

We hit it off when i was over there but lost touch when i came back home after a while. Think she got a boyfriend now.so she rarely answers my emails and skype Ims anymore. Down ass little chick tho.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

:kg:
more sex stories u know whats that the coli wants post 2 :disgonbegood:

Story wasn't that exciting breh. Take a deep breath and tell us what you are really trying to say

 

[Kings County]

Story wasn't that exciting breh. Take a deep breath and tell us what you are really trying to say

told her to post 2 stories

shoulda put a period at the end of my sentence though

 

[getmarriedbrehs]

Story wasn't that exciting breh. Take a deep breath and tell us what you are really trying to say

porn has fukked up the minds of many of our generation

dudes wanna her stories of chicks getting gangbanged and shyt

 

[Steve Piffler]

have you seen the movie Flight? is it accurate? do pilots fukk flight attendants and fly planes drunk/high?