AgentT's True Flight Attendant stories

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

HERES A SUGGESTION, STOP USING THE MOTHER fukkING BLUE FONT

shyt IS HARD TO READ ON THE MIDNIGHT SKIN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[intruder]

I once met this black french flight attendant on a flight to Paris. She was more of a dark mullato but the brawd was finer than wine.

We got to chatting while i went in the back of the plane to stretch my legs (9+ hour flight). She told me her mom was from Martinique and that she loved Haitian music. She wrote her number and email for me on a piece of paper and told me shed be in Atlanta in a few weeks for an extended stay and to holler at her. I should have guarded the shyt with my life but i lost it in between connection flights (was heading to Polland) before i could save it on my phone (dead battery).

Her name was Magalie. I wanted to hurt myself when i realized i lost that number brehs. I thougth my search for a wife was over. i was on the flight pondering moving to Europe and all

 

[Dwolf]

I was inspired by last night's thread.

I've been blessed to have been all around the world by being a flight attendant. In my travels, I've witnessed and experienced some rather interesting things. I no longer fly as a career, but I figured I'd reminisce.

Type a word or scenario and if I have an experience that is related to it, I'll break it down. I'll try to do one or two a day.

I guarantee no

Pilots being drunk or doing reckless shyt.

 

[Ain't That Something]

Never trust a woman who is in the military or a flight attendent

 

[Serious]

you ever watch Mile High

Mile High - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[MikelArteta]

Never trust a woman who is in the military or a flight attendent

I've seen up in the air

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[Lucky_Lefty]

WTF

GTFOH with your racism.

Why?

I've flown air Jamaica numerous times
Black everything

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'cism??? I'm blacker than an ace of spade...FOH

 

[Azul]

Drunken Nights.

I'm not a drinker, so I don't have personal experience with that. I have other stories of stuff that I witnessed, but I'll tell one since I never have....

Our biggest client was the military so we brought soldiers to and from deployment all the time. I will tell you that nobody wanted a flight FROM the Middle East (more often Kuwait) to America especially if there was a stop in IRELAND. Why? There was a lounge and it was the first time that soldiers could drink in over a year. It never failed, there were soldiers (not all) who would come back so fukked up their true colors would show. Say sexist, racist, just off the wall shyt.

*Two hr stopover in Ireland* (restock, chill, get some rest, etc.)

Captain: "They are ready to board"

Us:

The high commanding officers get on first and sit in 1st class.

*The rest and coming in through the back*

Us:

Black soldier: "I ain't notice that ass before. When we get home I gotta get her number."

White soldier: "I haven't had some lovin' in a long time...every been with a soldier sweetie?"

Female flight crew:

Gay male crew member:

Granted the gay crew members don't hit on anyone in a plane full of soldiers, but one in particular told me they were his fav flights.

People forgot where the hell they sat before so we would have to waste time checking their bags for the their name. Flight takes off, the females dread walking through because every single time we do someone (male or female) tries to cop a feel. The officers (and us) usually let them rock cause of what they just went through.

Until...the gay male crew member walks through with water.

Female soldier: Loose booty alert
Soldiers nearby:
Us:
Gay dude:

He goes to one of the officers in the front and explains what happened.

Ten minutes later the officer steps into the back.

Female soldier:

The officer makes the her get up and in the loudest voice possible, apologize to my co-worker. He called her a disgrace in front of everyone. She was for the rest of the flight.

I'm just speechless cause I've never seen some shyt like that. We go to the galley ("kitchen" in the back) and laught for like a good five minutes.

Then I go back out to see that someone threw all over the back bathroom and possibly busted a nut on the mirror



Thankfully that was my last Kuwait-Ireland-America run. After that incident, they banned drinking on the layover.

It only took some semen, vomit, and a gay slur.

 

[Azul]

*Just to be clear, the majority of the soldiers on these flights were well mannered and polite. I guess alcohol brought out the fukkery in some of them.

 

[beenz]

@AgentT you're gonna have to step it up here. I'm used to reading @General Mills legendary stories.

 

[Ain't That Something]

*Just to be clear, the majority of the soldiers on these flights were well mannered and polite. I guess alcohol brought out the fukkery in some of them.

I noticed you skipped that 1st reply post

ol boy asked something bout sex

 

[Azul]

@AgentT you're gonna have to step it up here. I'm used to reading @General Mills legendary stories.

The same legendary stories that many of challenge as being No disrespect to him, but my stories are 100% true.

This is why neegas can't have shyt. Always gotta try and shyt on somebody.

Unless your passport is as full as mine and not collecting dust then hush and enjoy.

 

[beenz]

The same legendary stories that many of challenge as being No disrespect to him, but my stories are 100% true.

This is why neegas can't have shyt. Always gotta try and shyt on somebody.

Unless your passport is as full as mine and not collecting dust then hush and enjoy.

or not, his shyt is entertaining. now quit all the fillerbustering and come with the stories.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

'cism??? I'm blacker than an ace of spade...FOH

Breh get comfortable with your blackness

You damn c00n.

Get comfortable with your blackness.

 

[KeysT]

The same legendary stories that many of challenge as being No disrespect to him, but my stories are 100% true.

This is why neegas can't have shyt. Always gotta try and shyt on somebody.

Unless your passport is as full as mine and not collecting dust then hush and enjoy.

Good story. Im deployed right now and should be leaving on a rotator home in 2 months so that hit home lol.