After turning 30 something yah boy has decided to enlist in The US Air Force

[Skooby]

I thought about joining the Air Force back in the day

My vision is too poor to qualify tho, I've always been nearsighted as fukk

I remember in high school on career day the recruiter said I could never fly cause my vision was too bad.

Pissed me off so much I didn't join any military branch. Probably couldn't have been a pilot anyway. Still, I would join if I could do it all over again.

Interesting enough, I have worked for the military as a civilian damn near my entire adult life.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I remember in high school on career day the recruiter said I could never fly cause my vision was too bad.

Pissed me off so much I didn't join any military branch. Probably couldn't have been a pilot anyway. Still, I would join if I could do it all over again.

Interesting enough, I have worked for the military as a civilian damn near my entire adult life.

He really said in your face as a teenager that you will never fly because of your eyes?

Talk about shooting a nikka down

Damn

 

[Robo Squirrel]

He really said that in your face as a teenager that you will never fly because of your eyes?

Damn

Where was your never say die spirit?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I feel you. I need a fukking engineering trade lol

Look, if these mfs are going to pay for my education then fukk it.

 

[Skooby]

He really said that in your face as a teenager that you will never fly because of your eyes?

Damn

Yep. He was a real a$$hole lol. All I ever wanted to be through childhood was a fighter pilot.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

He really said in your face as a teenager that you will never fly because of your eyes?

Talk about shooting a nikka down

Damn

@Skooby

Dap+Reputation

 

[Jean Jacket]

Sounds bad ass. What did yall do, if you can say?

Strike first strike fast strike hard...

 

[Willie]

Best of luck to you



I went Army at 17 I’ma be real I can’t see me dealing with that shyt at 30

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

Congrats breh.

 

[NatiboyB]

Strike first strike fast strike hard...

Why does the AF even have a kill motto. I remember when I was in basic we had some kind of motto about blood on the grass...It’s crazy the AF wants to use killing mottos and the Army is trying to PC the mottos up like they aren’t going to be on the killing fields.

 

[Jean Jacket]

@Skooby

Dap+Reputation

Make sure you toughen up your core for the nightly beatings. Just don't tell them not to hit your face... because they will on purpose.

Oh yeah...don't forget to bring extra underwear for when you shyt yourself from the pain.

 

[TallMan_J]

I wouldn't know, but I know two girls personally that went into the military and were snatched up quick. Still married.....over 10 years... Probably since they have the military in common.

Women in the military and law enforcement always get clamped fast. If she’s in one of the two and single, she’s likely got some serious issues.


These women often end up divorced and/or passed around too. Not always, but it’s common.

@Squirrel Congrats, breh. Be wise in your ventures.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Make sure you toughen up your core for the nightly beatings. Just don't tell them not to hit your face... because they will on purpose.

Oh yeah...don't forget to bring extra underwear for when you shyt yourself from the pain.

Wait what?
I'm a pretty nikka though...



Did you serve? How long?

 

[Jean Jacket]

Wait what?



Did you serve? How long?

I never served. I was a mercenary for the elite guard. I was a shadow component that supplied all of the beatings when other men didn't have the guts to beat a man until his soul is broken and drowning in a pool of piss.

 

[Insensitive]

I'm thinking of going and trying to get that butter bar.