“AEW locker room is SAD & EMBARRASSED over CM Punk situation.” | UPDATE: “CM PUNK PUT MY SAFETY, SECURITY & LIFE IN DANGER! HE’S FIRED!” - TONY KHAN

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Two world titles and a couple mil for a year’s worth of slow motion ring work and insulting your former employer all the time

I wont knock the hustle

My human Phil laid the blueprint of being the ultimate Carny.

  • Made the neckbeards have complete sorry over him when he walked out of the WWE
  • Convince AJ to fukk up her potential bag just to be miserable with him in Chicago
  • Became a UFC crash dummy for a cool mill or 3
  • bytch and moan on media outlets while giving his wife shoutouts like he's Chance the Rapper
  • Finesse Fox into bringing him on board despite hating the WWE
  • End up doing bush league commentary because he could not hang with the MMA brehs
  • Starred in B rated movies and a forgettable TV show
  • Went to the Dub and gave a big rating only for Rampage to become WCW Main Event
  • bytch, moan, cried, and had tampon fits because Omega and em think he's a poopy head
  • Damn near blackballed Colt Cabana on his own shyt
  • Took a paid L from injuring his precious toe diving in the crowd
  • Have the entire Dub roster wanting to hang him by his shytty tattoos
  • shyt on the Elite while he eats a muffin as his boss becomes the cuck
  • Gets in a fight with the Elite and ends up getting the Made Men treatment ala Ruff Ryders
  • His mans getting fired while his contract is potentially getting bought out
  • Heyman rubbing his hands like Birdman trying to convince Laura Veck to rehire him
The game is the motherfukking game :ohlawd:
 
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The biggest mistake CM Punk made was upsetting “the elite’s” fan base, and all the so called “journalists” that AEW have in their back pocket.. aka the media scrum crowd. They get to control the narrative. This will forever affect his legacy going forward. Those neckbeard virgins will never forgive him for calling out and upsetting their heroes. He’s the reason their precious Kenny Omega has been kept off tv when he was only “trying to save the dog” :bryan:. The media scrum/backstage fight will always be brought up now whenever his name is uttered. He’s gotta live with that.

The MJF storyline is the only great program we got from Punk the entire year, and to a lesser extent the Kingston feud. We got a few good matches. Lots of average matches with lower level talent.

The biggest tragedy of it all is that we will never get a follow up Punk/MJF feud for the title, we’ll never get the Punk/Omega match, we never got a Punk/Danielson match or them sharing the screen together AT ALL. They’ve been on plenty of the same PPV and Dynamite cards and we got no teases..nothing. Same for Punk/Joe.

What a shytty investment he was. Should’ve been pushed to the top upon his arrival, that way we could’ve gotten a real title reign and gotten most of the dream match scenarios out of the way by now. I was even looking forward to a Malakai Black feud. So many scenarios unfulfilled. It’s a real shame, honestly.
 

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The biggest mistake CM Punk made was upsetting “the elite’s” fan base, and all the so called “journalists” that AEW have in their back pocket.. aka the media scrum crowd. They get to control the narrative. This will forever affect his legacy going forward. Those neckbeard virgins will never forgive him for calling out and upsetting their heroes. He’s the reason their precious Kenny Omega has been kept off tv when he was only “trying to save the dog” :bryan:. The media scrum/backstage fight will always be brought up now whenever his name is uttered. He’s gotta live with that.

The MJF storyline is the only great program we got from Punk the entire year, and to a lesser extent the Kingston feud. We got a few good matches. Lots of average matches with lower level talent.

The biggest tragedy of it all is that we will never get a follow up Punk/MJF feud for the title, we’ll never get the Punk/Omega match, we never got a Punk/Danielson match or them sharing the screen together AT ALL. They’ve been on plenty of the same PPV and Dynamite cards and we got no teases..nothing. Same for Punk/Joe.

What a shytty investment he was. Should’ve been pushed to the top upon his arrival, that way we could’ve gotten a real title reign and gotten most of the dream match scenarios out of the way by now. I was even looking forward to a Malakai Black feud. So many scenarios unfulfilled. It’s a real shame, honestly.


So much this. It was the end of the chapter from there on out. Real heads knew Punk was a absolute prick even the marsupial...but folks are hard headed and suggest cleaning products to be used as a drink.

Now the cat is out of the bag that Phil did not learn a single thing from him being out of the game for so long He became the embodiment of the miserable flabby wrestler that does RF shoots and sign merch at the high school gym. It sucks because I wanted Punk/Omega, Punk/Danielson (The final match), Punk/Sammy (prick vs prick), etc.

Yet, Khan became a huge mark for the wrestlers especially Punjk...but failed to see why Vince and em gave him shyt from the get go.

Once a prick is always a prick.
 

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:lolbron: Punk when he crawls back to WWE with his tail between his legs and is asked to "make Roman look strong" again:

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