Admit simp crimes you've committed

[MikelArteta]

I might have that beat, I proposed to the girl I was wit throughout high school when 18/19, wasn't necessarily a love thing though, I was in the military and I wanted to bring her out west wit me, without that in the equation I wouldn't have never gone out like that

Most simped out shyt I ever did still shames me to think about it, I was gonna post it but I dont think im ready to deal wit that L just yet

did you get married?

 

[MikelArteta]

bought this chick a $500 necklace...not 5 mins after I put it on her neck some dude picked her up in his car and I never saw her again....

 

[MikelArteta]

Back in High School simped for this slutty Puerto Rican girl because I fell for her sob story. She was in foster care. Never again. And since I've known which kind of women to go after and which type of women to only f*ck and thats it...

Good news is I wasn't even her boyfriend. She had a boyfriend but I was sharing her along with other people. HEHEHEHE...She on the poor guy so many times.

many men have fallen due to a sob story, me being one of them

now i just whenever a chick tells me a sob story

 

[DreadHead P]

did you get married?

Nah, bytch ended up leavin me for her now babydaddy later that year while I was deployed, and at the same time. It ain't like I was ever faithful to her so I really couldn't blame her

 

[MikelArteta]

Nah, bytch ended up leavin me for her now babydaddy later that year while I was deployed, and at the same time. It ain't like I was ever faithful to her so I really couldn't blame her

 

[Bawon Samedi]

many men have fallen due to a sob story, me being one of them

now i just whenever a chick tells me a sob story

Yeah but the Puerto Rican chicks are the most grimy with their sob stories. Make a nikka wanna cry. She whined about not having a job. So I told I would try to get her one. My oldest sister was a manager at Hollister. I told the b*tch to go there on with me(my sister wanted to she her), but she never came. B*tches just use sob stories to get attention I swear...They dont want to be helped. But cant lie she wanted a three way with me with another girl(she was bi), but it never happened.

After that I just dropped and ignored. Got on that HOH wave...I swear tried get her a job, take her out places and let her stay at my crib(when her foster parent was mean to her) and bought her a $20 dancing teddy bear for Valentines day. But again she didnt want help. After I completely stopped talking to her my friend to me she was "getting around" with other dudes while still with her boyfriend.

Anyways this is her:

Spoiler

 

[Bawon Samedi]

To all my brotha. DONT EVER FALL for a bytches sob story. She just wants attention NOT help.

 

[Peak]

bought this chick a $500 necklace...not 5 mins after I put it on her neck some dude picked her up in his car and I never saw her again....

 

[International Playa]

bought a hoe moschino bags, sexy lingerie for chirstmas, Im smashing tho

I have taken a girl out to fine restaurants, and bought her expenisve perfumes as gifts, tryna make her like me, never smashed lol

Its a cold world out here for a young buck

 

[old_timer]

i have a friend who cuts three different womens yards for free - just to help
he repairs their cars. his free labor and then he buys the parts!
he also took a female to the casino and let her bet with his money (???)
let another store boxes and fill up an entire room in his house
meanwhile she was pregnant by her boyfriend who was in jail for beating her up

he goes on and on about how moral and cautious she is, a good christian woman
i met her once for ten minutes- she asked me if i wanted to go back to her place for sex & drugs
i literally couldn't tell him- people have tried, but he is oblvious about her reputation

seriously i thought he was one of a kind,,..
but this thread is on an entirely other level

i hope some you young guys can figure this out- my friend is 51 and he still simps

 

[GoPro]

This thread man ...

And women wonder why we're #HOH. They act as if they're doing us a favor giving up the puss, as if they don't enjoy sex too. So basically they get free shyt and the dikk while we gotta spend money on the chance of getting puss that may not even be that good anyway.

Demonic

 

[kevm3]

You in killeen Breh?

yessir

 

[NatiboyB]

yessir

Where them hoes at

 

[skeetsinternal]

paid for or contributed funds for several abortions, also gave a car ride back from the shopchop

 

[Khadafhi]

Went through a bytch phone when she wasnt around. Caught my first gun charge