AD NEED AN MD & LESS SCRUBS IN LA’S ANATOMY: THE 2021 LAKERS OFFSEASON THREAD

[Professor Emeritus]

- Schroder shot 39% from three last season with OKC; forgot how to shoot this year.

- KCP shot 41% from three during the season; shot 21% against Phoenix.

- Caruso shot 40% from three during the season; shot 29% against Phoenix.

- Kuzma shot 36% from three during the season; shot 17% against Phoenix.

- Gasol shot 63% from three against Phoenix; was benched most of the series until game five for that bum Drummond because the front office promised that oaf a starting spot.

- Kieff shot 40% as a Piston last season; shot 32% as a Laker since he got to town.

They got shooters, they just all forgot how to shoot.

Schroder was a shytty shooter who had one good season. The 4 previous years he was 29% - 34%.

Same with Markieff, he's a 33% shooter who had a good season.

Same with Caruso, you can't trust his shooting at all.

Same with Kuzma, he has never been trustworthy at all.

KCP and Gasol are the most consistent shooters you named. I had actually started to trust KCP and him missing everything in Game 1 helped cost the Lakers a win. And really incredible that Gasol was sitting on the bench so much when he was the best center the Lakers had in both defense and court-spreading.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

fukk it trade him for Zo

It was either him or Windy that suggested Kuz for Spence on the Nets

Both of those trades could help the Lakers, but Kuz would be a terrible fit on either team.

Pistons or Rockets would be the perfect fit.

FUCC NO

HES JUST AS BAD AS KUZMA TBH

P.S. - why are you posting here? Didn't you lose the bet? Aren't you banned from this thread now?

 

[steph_harden]

Would ya’ll sign Dwight back? I’m sure he enjoyed being in LA more than that cluster fukk situation in Philly..

 

[HoldThisL]

I honestly dont care if we resign Dennis, Caruso, or THT. We just need Dwight back and some quality shooters. Shooters that's not gonna fold when they come play in LaLa .

shyt, If I was a 3 point specialist from another team and saw how many open looks players got from playing with Lebron & AD, I would request a trade immediately. These nikkas did not know how good they had it

 

[Joe Sixpack]

It was either him or Windy that suggested Kuz for Spence on the Nets

Dinwiddie opted out though he's free. Sign and trade?

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Would ya’ll sign Dwight back? I’m sure he enjoyed being in LA more than that cluster fukk situation in Philly..

Definitely

 

[steph_harden]

I

I honestly dont care if we resign Dennis, Caruso, or THT. We just need Dwight back and some quality shooters. Shooters that's not gonna fold when they come play in LaLa .


shyt, If I was a 3 point specialist from another team and saw how many open looks players got from playing with Lebron & AD, I would request a trade immediately. These nikkas did not know how good they had it

They gotta make Buddy Heild happen for the culture. Just imagine the player he would become alongside Bron and AD

I got a feeling that the Lakers are gonna try to get at

Lowry
Miles Turner
Dwight
CJ McCollum
Buddy Heild

They prob end up with one player from that group…

 

[Sinnerman]

Dinwiddie opted out though he's free. Sign and trade?

I think so. We'd also have to add salary because Spence wants around 17-18 mil

 

[Lakerman0834]

I’m shook Ben is klutch my worst nightmare rich and bron gonna try to scheme to bring this bum to LA

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I’m shook Ben is klutch my worst nightmare rich and bron gonna try to scheme to bring this bum to LA

 

[Sccit]

Both of those trades could help the Lakers, but Kuz would be a terrible fit on either team.

Pistons or Rockets would be the perfect fit.









P.S. - why are you posting here? Didn't you lose the bet? Aren't you banned from this thread now?

U KNO DAMN WELL WE CALLED THE BET OFF MIDWAY THROUGH THE SEASON



N THIS AINT EVEN THE SEASON THREAD TO BEGIN WIT

 

[Sccit]

I

They gotta make Buddy Heild happen for the culture. Just imagine the player he would become alongside Bron and AD

I got a feeling that the Lakers are gonna try to get at

Lowry
Miles Turner
Dwight
CJ McCollum
Buddy Heild

They prob end up with one player from that group…

WHO IS HE GUNA BECOME NEXT TO LEBRON.. BEN MCLEMORE?

 

[areohbee824]

I’m shook Ben is klutch my worst nightmare rich and bron gonna try to scheme to bring this bum to LA

I pray that doesn't happen. We already can't shoot as is

 

[Professor Emeritus]

U KNO DAMN WELL WE CALLED THE BET OFF MIDWAY THROUGH THE SEASON



N THIS AINT EVEN THE SEASON THREAD TO BEGIN WIT

What's this "we" shyt, I didn't call off shyt, YOU tried to do it and I said fat chance.

You can't arbitrarily call off a bet just cause you think you're going to lose.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]