A Thousand Dollars for every minute you last

[Budda]

A minute is too long, stupid thread.

 

[DropTopDoc]

So here’s the thing.

Bell rings.
It’s gonna take him like 4 or 5 seconds to catch me in the ring. Right?

A 3 or 4 hit combo. That might take 2 seconds.

I go to sleep.

Add another 4 seconds as the referee pushes Mike to his corner.

Referee turns to my silly ass on the canvas. He should wave it off. But he’s gonna count.

10 more seconds.

That’s a total of 21 seconds.

Since I didn’t last the minute that comes out to $210.

And a $7000 hospital bill.

I just got my ass beat and now I owe $6790.
You can rot in hell OP. This hypothetical is awful.

The whole minute or nothing, and it’s true, nikka gonna tenderize you he catch you

 

[DropTopDoc]

A minute is too long, stupid thread.

It’s Saturday, laugh, speculate, and keep it moving

 

[Lambent55]

Make 4K then lose it all to hospital fees, brehs.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm getting atleast 15k y'all nikkas got Glass Joe chins

I mean… that’s enough to pay for a new smile

 

[Tunez]

im lasting a minute and after that getting a good night sleep by Tyson punch

 

[DropTopDoc]

I'm getting atleast 15k y'all nikkas got Glass Joe chins

So nikkas a Don Flamengo (2:00 min mark)

Shiiid you better than me, nikka gon have you moving and pissing blood like creed when the Russian beat his ass the first time

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So here’s the thing.

Bell rings.
It’s gonna take him like 4 or 5 seconds to catch me in the ring. Right?

A 3 or 4 hit combo. That might take 2 seconds.

I go to sleep.

Add another 4 seconds as the referee pushes Mike to his corner.

Referee turns to my silly ass on the canvas. He should wave it off. But he’s gonna count.

10 more seconds.

That’s a total of 21 seconds.

Since I didn’t last the minute that comes out to $210.

And a $7000 hospital bill.

I just got my ass beat and now I owe $6790.
You can rot in hell OP. This hypothetical is awful.

Most people fight cardio not even 1 minute… now add in Mike at any stage of life to the equation.

This shyt definitely not worth it unless you’re a really good runner

 

[DropTopDoc]

I mean… that’s enough to pay for a new smile

Gotta get your jaw wired first then get some new teef

im lasting a minute and after that getting a good night sleep by Tyson punch

Gon wake up 2 days later fully rested, with a black eye

 

[XannyWarbucks]

Might as well send that check to the hospital I'm staying at.

 

[TheGreatMTB]

You're saying I have to square up and fight him...and if I don't throw a punch every four seconds I'm disqualified?

Bruh you're holding me to a higher standard than his opponents...I'm not making a single cent

 

[Ozymandeas]

Get internal bleeding for $1,000 brehs

 

[King_Sage]

Nah.. I'm straight. be a punching bag for rent brehs

 

[Long Live The Mamba]

Everyone in this thread myself included will be stretched out on the canvas like Suge after the first combo..



Count me out

 

[Tunez]

Gotta get your jaw wired first then get some new teef

Gon wake up 2 days later fully rested, with a black eye

I love it