My thoughts after last night's comedy:
Ricky and Melissa: Bruh should have dipped after she was late. I was legit mad at him for continuing to sit there for over an hour waiting on this basic broad. He in Colombia, I'm sure there was better looking women in the vicinity. But he started to show he didn't have any game or backbone when he started telling this chick how fat and not good looking he was. Yeah, that's gonna make her wanna disrobe for you...
Tarik and Hazel: This is another niigga that had me mad watching his antics. You'd have thought he was a teenaged boy who had been in an all boys school his whole life and ain't never seen another woman. Was I confused, or did son actually start crying when he met up with her? I ask because I literally hit the
when I saw it. I think even the broad was looking around like "what's wrong with this niigga?" Again, you acting crazy like that over some basic Filipina broad? C'mon son... Even if you think she all that, at least play it close to the vest and not let her have the upper hand... Was this niigga's father around growing up?
Darcey and Jesse: I think he likes mashing her out but not having to deal with her craziness. For a seemingly well put together broad, she is exceptionally needy, and I don't care how good you look, that gets tiresome REAL quick. She pushing him further away with all that "family" and "stepdad" talk. When she told him "these are your stepdaughters" I'm positive son hit the
look lol
Michael and the HAWG: where to begin... I was wishing they'd just focus on them for this episode because of the potential for so much tomfoolery.... The way she jumped on that niigga in the hotel room, I half expected him to be on
status after she got done with him. I wasn't sure whether or not to
breh for being faithful to his mission and going through with mashing her out or be utterly
... I wound up doing the latter. However, the sight of her dressing her African toy up in Trump paraphernalia almost made me want to change the channel. It actually made me think "ok, this GOTTA be scripted". I could imagine show producers saying "what if we took a redneck Trump supporter, and linked her up with an African immigrant?
That would be gold, Jerry!"
The other two couples did nothing for me, entertainment wise... How you gonna propose to this broad when you still gotta communicate with her through Google translate? And that's another basic broad right there... You fly to Brazil and that's the best you can do?