This shyt here....like...where do i begin...
Right at the top of the fukkery totem pole Michael and Angela! She showed up and called him chubby....i had to rewind that part and laugh extra hard. The nerve of this haggard ass HAWG. And the thing about her i don't get is she seems to be in it for some black dikk but i'm like bish you had to spend no telling how much to fly to Nigerian when you could have gotten some BBC at home??!!! I bet she drained that nikkas balls tho. :denzel:
Glad Paul got grilled over his record. That brazilian chick is nuts for throwing her life away with this insecure loser but i don't feel sorry for Karine dumb ass cuz she clearly sees his insecure energy and is still all in.
And speaking of Paul, Ricky should have pulled a Paul and grilled this columbian chick Melissa.... he seems like a good dude but TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF WAITING MY DUDE!!! Have some self-respect man! It don't take nobody that long to get to a damn date unless they up to some ole bullchit. I'm just glad for his sake she did show up and wasn't no busted catfish. Had the titties and ass on fleek. I look forward to seeing her in more skimpy attire in future episodes.
However she didn't give a clear answer to what she was exactly doing in them two hours so he has the potential for the biggest L if she turns out to be a whore/call girl/prostitute.
Tariq acted like he won the Super Bowl with that phillipian broad Hazel.
Also i'm not mad when these ppl say upfront they looking for a way out...cuz i get it and i probably would too if i lived in squalor....but then they get together and she start trying to finesse with not letting a breh get close?!?! Naw bish come on in the bed and put in some work for that American dream....i mean unless you cool with keeping that 10 hour a day minimum wage job. :sas: Also she had the nerve to pull a Paul, getting all paranoid about him maybe seeing his ex.
Rachel and Jon.... Be a dumb chubby single mom who flies all the way to England with a 8 month old baby and apparently no money in case shyt goes left to meet a super simp who has paid child care bills, lives with his mum, set-up a nursery in said mums home all in an attempt to shoplift the pooty...dude looks like he's in too deep to try to turn back now
Jesse and Darcey...she still an insecure mess and he still trying to save her from herself.
That mouth, that sex must be incredible cuz he keeps going deeper and deeper too.