Angela looking like Immortan Joe from Mad Max, ugh, those teeth.
Ricky/Melissa - If she doesn't show up on time, she doesn't respect you as a man. He did no favors for himself by admitting he can't dance, is overweight, afraid to ride a horse, and is bad at Spanish. American or not, that won't make her panties wet. Speaking of which, I have a strong feeling she is a pro or side piece of some crime boss down there....just my instinct as someone had to pay for her boobs....
Paul/Karine
She is better off living in the Amazon....Imagine Paul as a Dad? And they both still can't communicate?
Darcey/Eric Northman
Yeah, he wasn't too pleased with the kids and was nervous around them...he can do better, so wonder what the deal is with his cougaring....
Tarik/Hazel
Breh is super lame, but doesn't seem too awkward as he pulled chicks already, so he has the skills to do it, so why fly across the world to get the Filipino version of a Fast Food worker? She had the nerve to call him 'chubby' while her half-cac kid is chubby like her Baby Daddy....but no sex or at least some head first night? Nah, not gonna happen if it were me...
They probably thought all Brehs from the States look like Lebron, Ghost, or Denzel...
I can tell Hazel, Melissa, Michael, and Jon aren't feeling their situations and will stay for the cameras and bounce after...