80% of Women Can't Ride a ****

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or when they revolve on ya shyt like they doin a hadoken on a SF arcade stick :terry:

that move don't do shyt for me :why:

My ex did that shyt. I ended up tossing her ass off the bed.

But the chick I was with for like 8 years was a pro at riding. 80% of our sex would be with her on top. She was a beast. She could do a full 360 spin on it while not losing rhythm at all. She could be doing regular cowgirl and then lean all the way back on the bed while still riding. I thought that type of shyt was the norm until we broke up and I started fukking with other females.

The last female I fukked I was hype as hell. Young cute Hispanic chick, big ass titties. She basically attacked me and jumped on the dikk which got me even more excited. Then I don't know what the fukk she was doing. Started doing just this motor hip type shyt just going back and forth as fast as possible but with no kind of rhythm. fukked up my whole mood.
 

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and pounding a p*ssy doesn't take rhythm and endurance?

the point of the threat is that a lot of woman like to make fun of men for being bad in bed or not knowing how to please them, when they often aren't any better themselves.

its not :troll:

all you gotta do is move in and out. :manny:
yall watch these pornos and wanna get all creative, thats on you and the girl you fukking. but at least we attempt. we hop on the dikk and yall got the nerve to complain about that when essentially yall do the same shyt!
 

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My ex did that shyt. I ended up tossing her ass off the bed.

But the chick I was with for like 8 years was a pro at riding. 80% of our sex would be with her on top. She was a beast. She could do a full 360 spin on it while not losing rhythm at all. She could be doing regular cowgirl and then lean all the way back on the bed while still riding. I thought that type of shyt was the norm until we broke up and I started fukking with other females.

The last female I fukked I was hype as hell. Young cute Hispanic chick, big ass titties. She basically attacked me and jumped on the dikk which got me even more excited. Then I don't know what the fukk she was doing. Started doing just this motor hip type shyt just going back and forth as fast as possible but with no kind of rhythm. fukked up my whole mood.


:russ:


This type of shyt be havin me on some "bytch just get the fukk off me and let me do this so you can get the fukk out my house" :dahell:
 

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Most guys that ive been with that like to be rode don't want me to ride them to completion...most just like to see me bounce on the dikk is all :ehh:

Or maybe they was just telling me that to soften the blow? :sadbron: :why:

So does this mean riding a guy to completion means I know what I'm doing? :unsure:
 
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