80% of Women Can't Ride a ****

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its like everything else...it takes practice...

the problem is us men: what i mean is a lot of cats are just happy to be smashing and dont expect/ask a lot from women...so they never have to learn anything...and so what you end up with is a lot of women who have perfected missionary and doggy :childplease:...thats the extent of their knowledge...:manny:

you have to teach them...its a slow/arduous process....but the payoff is great :whew:
 

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Lmaoooooo @ the mini-turn this thread took.

But I agree with OP. I think I've had maybe a couple of women who could ride it and make me feel like I was actually being pleasured. The rest just kind of bounce, or do that jerky shyt. Or even worse is a chick in doggy who can't really throw it back. Sometimes I just wanna sit upright and admire her go to work lol, like
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motherfukker have you ever sat on top of a dikk and rode it? :what:
that shyt is hard
gotta have rhythm, endurance
you lucky anybody wanna climb on top of you anyway

with that said, why dont you give the girls pointers?

and pounding a p*ssy doesn't take rhythm and endurance?

the point of the threat is that a lot of woman like to make fun of men for being bad in bed or not knowing how to please them, when they often aren't any better themselves.
 
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and pounding a p*ssy doesn't take rhythm and endurance?

the point of the threat is that a lot of woman like to make fun of men for being bad in bed or not knowing how to please them, when they often aren't any better themselves.

exactly...but like i posted before...this is our fault...we let women get away with just showing up with a vagina and laying there waiting to be pleased...

make them do some of the work too :takedat:
 

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Girls that do that whirlwind shyt with their hips weirds me the fukk out.

Iun even mind the pogo. Maybe OP needs to stop boning bytches 300+ lbs

Even if the bytch is 120...that is 120lbs. of weight coming down on my manhood with no control. Trying to be a comedian...fukk nikka. :pacspit:
 
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Funny how women complain about nikkas in general and their stroke game yet the vast majority of women can't ride for shyt. I think I've actually had 2 or 3 woman that had me :antonio: when they were on top.


The rest just pogo stick or try to break my shyt. :aicmon:

100% truth. It took being with my current girlfriend to realize this. :wow:
 

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Damn I had one chick that could ride dikk crazy, ahhhhhh mannnnnnnnn fgfdskjdfskfdsfdgfgfgfnkdafsdfbgnm

lazy fukkin bytches
 
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