80% of Women Can't Ride a ****

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Funny how women complain about nikkas in general and their stroke game yet the vast majority of women can't ride for shyt. I think I've actually had 2 or 3 woman that had me :antonio: when they were on top.


The rest just pogo stick or try to break my shyt. :aicmon:
 

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Funny how women complain about nikkas in general and their stroke game yet the vast majority of women can't ride for shyt. I think I've actually had 2 or 3 woman that had me :antonio: when they were on top.


The rest just pogo stick or try to break my shyt. :aicmon:

Realist shyt I've heard in a minute


And what about about those lazy bytches that don't put any effort into it..:snoop:
 

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I try to see the brighter side of things. Once you find a woman that can, it's so much sweeter. :ohlawd: :jawalrus:
 

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Realist shyt I've heard in a minute


And what about about those lazy bytches that don't put any effort into it..:snoop:

That's why I don't give a fukk about lasting more than 10-15 minutes if I'm doing all the work in 2 or 3 positions...fukk I look like giving a Magic Mike performance for 45 minutes while this bytch just sit back? :pachaha:

bytch ride me and suffocate my face with your breastises....:noah:
 

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motherfukker have you ever sat on top of a dikk and rode it? :what:
that shyt is hard
gotta have rhythm, endurance
you lucky anybody wanna climb on top of you anyway

with that said, why dont you give the girls pointers?
 

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motherfukker have you ever sat on top of a dikk and rode it? :what:
that shyt is hard
gotta have rhythm, endurance
you lucky anybody wanna climb on top of you anyway

with that said, why dont you give the girls pointers?

You seem to hold some insight on the topic :comeon:
 

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motherfukker have you ever sat on top of a dikk and rode it? :what:
that shyt is hard
gotta have rhythm, endurance
you lucky anybody wanna climb on top of you anyway

with that said, why dont you give the girls pointers?

exempt because i have. you make a very good point. however, it just takes practice.


also...


:pachaha: at the bold. let's hope so.
 

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Girls that do that whirlwind shyt with their hips weirds me the fukk out.

Iun even mind the pogo. Maybe OP needs to stop boning bytches 300+ lbs
 

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That's when you have to teach them a lesson :steviej:

Pull them towards you so they are laying on you then spread her cheeks.

Then you come up and pound that bytch.


When your a lil tired you grab her the waist and slow stroke.

Then you push her up a little bit and let her do some work.

If she still :ufdup: u pound that ass again till she gets right :win:
 
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